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Hossdog

Hi,

New to the forum and have read some good stuff so far. Anyway I am a daily smoker for around 10+ years and now have a pre-employment urine drug test coming up in a few days. I had no idea I would be tested, so I haven't done anything to cleanse yet. I am active and weigh in at 190 and am 5ft. 11inches and need to find a way to beat this thing. I am trying to find someone who is clean to sneak, but am having a hard time and don't know how the test is administered so it may not be an option anyway.

Is there anyway to get clean fast?

I bought some Total Eclipse, but am not sure if it works or not, anyone with experience using this stuff?

Any other help is greatly apreciated.

Thanks in advance for any help!

 

1tokeovertheline

Get some Quick Fix and read the Substitution sticky. Time and exercise is all the will "get you clean".

Sec

You could hook a fire hose up to your mouth and a sump pump with a 3" hose up to your ass and turn them both on at the same time and it wouldn't help you to "cleanse". Only time and excercise can do that as 1toke said.

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Hossdog

Ok, so if I excercise a ton and drink plenty of water and take herbal cleansers it won't help me get clean any faster? I've looked at the charts and know it says anywhere from 30-60 days depending on what chart you look at, but there isn't any way to speed things up? I will probably go the substitution route, but like I said I don't know how it will be administered, so it would be nice to try and be as clean as possible if I do have to pee.

Do the same day cleansing formulas work at all? I know I need to not toke up, but if I have a few days and use one of these will it work? The ones I've seen say 48 hours.

Thanks again for the help so far!

zonecode88

If you use that crap with only a few days clean after 10 years of smoking daily, you will fail horribly. Pre-employment tests are never observed, so you have to substitute, fail, or decline the test... pick one. Research substitution (link in my signature), get Quick Fix 4.0 overnighted to you, then research substitution more, then practice, research, practice, repeat.... your only shot of passing, 'in my opinion.'

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Hossdog

OK I went ahead and ordered the Quick Fix and had it overnighted, because it's late thursday it won't show up until monday. I am going to try and stall out until wensday to have time for practice.

Wish me luck!

I'll let you know what happens. The job is at a car dealership for a sales position, so I don't think they'll supervise me, or at least I sure hope not.

29yeartoker

I think you have made a wise decision. As they have all said nothing will cleanse you but abstinance, time and exercise will help. Those detox drinks, cleansing potions, etc. are a rip off. You have spent your money wisely on the QF 4.0. Practice to get the temp between 90 - 100. Good luck.

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Ok, you can practice with an elmers glue bottle filled with water. Get a hand warmer from WallyWorld and practice all weekend long.

No one SUPERVISES drug tests. It is assumed that once the instructions are given, you can pretty much figure out how to get the pee from your willie or wonka into the collection cup without play by play instruction. They are either OBSERVED (An observer must actually watch the urine flow from the body into the collection cup), MONITORED (A monitor is used when all entrances to a restroom cannot be secured or the restroom is a multi-stall facility where all water sources cannot be controlled) or UNOBSERVED (Your normal take this cup, fill it up, then open the door. Don't flush or try to run the water drug test) tests.

zonecode88

With research, practice, and common sense, you should not need luck. For now, keep researching and learning about different substitution techniques. Also, you can practice using water instead of the Quick Fix, in the meantime. Use a 2oz plastic bottle (travel shampoo bottle works), and practice getting the contents of the bottle to 92-98 degrees (f), while keeping it secured on your person. You can do this!

1tokeovertheline

Did you make that up or do you know somebody that tried it?

Was the hose up the ass 3" long or diameter?

Why I ask is.....you take a motor, say a Harley 88 cu. in. If you change the stock exhaust to an after market exhaust or straight pipes, you have to change the air intake also.
It's basically a matter of getting as much intake as you are exhausting. So with proper intake, jetting and exhaust it might work.
I know Hawg would understand this.

Ok. I know. It's bed time. Good night.