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Old 07-07-2007, 02:16 AM   #1
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hey all, have info on passing urine tests. especially civilian, im on probation have been beating them for 2 yrs. I got complacent and caught off guard(wonder what caused that) Any way my story goes like this, i used the whizzinator once a week for 2 yrs. no b.s. ! I had to go to a rehab center and the counselors there gave me the test. they were very laxed, but numerous times i was observed and passed with flying colors. For those of you who are taking one for employment,D.O.T.etc, it is against the law for them to observe you, hence the "dont flush, dont wash ur hands. dont pee on them etc. etc. etc. The whizzinator is ur cure for all ur sleepsless nights. For 150$ u no longer have 2 worry about losing ur job or not getting it.this thing is unreal, temp strip on bag, real looking , and they sell dehydrated urine, if the cost of 15$ for urine 12$, if u buy three or more, or u just run out. grab someone who is clean. comes complete with syringe to draw and fill.anymore ?s post and ill get back to yas. good luck and happy smoking
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hey all, have info on passing urine tests. especially civilian, im on probation have been beating them for 2 yrs. I got complacent and caught off guard(wonder what caused that) Any way my story goes like this, i used the whizzinator once a week for 2 yrs. no b.s. ! I had to go to a rehab center and the counselors there gave me the test. they were very laxed, but numerous times i was observed and passed with flying colors. For those of you who are taking one for employment,D.O.T.etc, it is against the law for them to observe you, hence the "dont flush, dont wash ur hands. dont pee on them etc. etc. etc. The whizzinator is ur cure for all ur sleepsless nights. For 150$ u no longer have 2 worry about losing ur job or not getting it.this thing is unreal, temp strip on bag, real looking , and they sell dehydrated urine, if the cost of 15$ for urine 12$, if u buy three or more, or u just run out. grab someone who is clean. comes complete with syringe to draw and fill.anymore ?s post and ill get back to yas. good luck and happy smoking
Please don't post what you have no knowledge of. It is not against the law for them to observe you. IF you give them cause, or for certain types (reasons for testing) of tests, they can and will observe for employment, DOT or Non-DOT. Also for any other kind of testing.
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Old 07-07-2007, 03:28 AM   #3
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first off, i know quite a bit about , urine tests. second, u mean to tell me, every place ive been to not having to do with a "criminal urine test", allowed me to go into a closed bathroom, shut off the water, made me piss in a cup that detected my temp to see if i was giving someone else's urine, all unobserved , and they did this cuz they wanted to, instead of sending in a male to observe me? U mean a civilian no longer has his/her rights? observing a urine is the equivalent to a strip search dude. u are viewing someones genitalia that has comitted no crime ! Now in some cases, this is permitted, but it has to with the law, the military etc. and u have to sign a waiver giving up ur right to not b observed, the thread was in reference to a high school student man. u mean to tell me that if a teacher looked at his johnson, that he couldnt sue for cruel and unusual punishment and humiliation unless he signs something giving up that right. I will find case law to back up my claim, at least in my state. i meant no harm in the thread, go smoke man
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ER firstimer..... sec3 gives urine tests for a living...... and look at the number of posts... you can believe what she says................
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Old 07-07-2007, 05:05 AM   #5
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need 2 make a correction, in going too fast during the post of my thread, i stated d.o.t. cant observe a urine test, they can per regs.( i also have my c.d.l.B) if u give them a positive they will observe and more than likely for an accident or d.u.i. but, you have consented to their guidelines. In the same breath sec3 doesnt know it all, i dont care if she tests piss or not, she says on her page for probation urines to dilute and that she has done it twentysomething times(awful lot for someone who dont smoke weed) you can get violated for giving diluted urines to fed. probation thats right, go to jail for diluting. dont believe me ,i.m. me and i'll scan my rules and regs of my prob. Second, coke, meth, heroin etc. are water soluble, therefore diluting doesnt work, it flushes the metabolites into ur urine.Mj is fat soluble, this is why u can dilute. I dont claim to know everything, but i know alot, i dont like the idea of being attacked for a misunderstanding, just b cause she works in the urine industry, and works here doesnt make her a god or give her the right to b rude. A simple correction or advice would have sufficed. Regardless, observing a highschool student during a urine is invasion of privacy in my state. I apologize for not taking into account state to state laws. was only trying to help.
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She wasn't being rude. She was simply telling you that you didn't know what you were talking about to keep other readers from getting false information. If you feel that being corrected is being rude, you are going to get upset many times in your life.

You said yourself that you were "going to fast" in your first post and corrected somethings yourself in your second post.

Just slow down, calm down and think about what you are typing. Also using "Instant Messenger" short hand instead of spelling words out, makes it harder to read and understand your posts. Especially for the ones of us that aren't still in high school and aren't up to speed on the lingo.

You no doubt are trying to help. Giving incorrect information doesn't help.
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IF someone fails a drug test, the return-to-duty test is almost always observed. Many of the follow-ups are as well. IF I see adulteration materials or substitution materials, I can make you submit to an observed test. IF your specimen is not up to temperature specs, I can make you give another specimen observed. If you don't agree, you can always refuse.

A refuse to test constitutes a positive.

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she says on her page for probation urines to dilute and that she has done it twentysomething times(awful lot for someone who dont smoke weed)
Where is her page and this statement?
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I was also wondering where I had ever said that.
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I was also wondering where I had ever said that.


Sec3 I read that....not sure of content of the statement as he posted ...... and I cant remember where .........
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