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schulte123

Im on Diversion! This sux!, I weigh roughly 130 pounds and im 5'11, chronic user (daily) infact this saturday was the first day in 356 days I hadn't had a bowl. Please help me! there testing me tommorow and im not off diversion until June first!

I have a number of High times articles and im considering ordering something to drink or add to the sample but I don't know what would work!

HELP

FOR THE LOVE OF MARY JANE HELP ME!

OH GOD!

 

Paulie420

I have good news. I am assuming that you might live in Kansas or Missouri? The reason I assumed is because I was on diversion in KC, K for 1 year. I used a product that I know works, from personal experience. It's called Tech420 Clear Choice Powder Drink. You can do a search and order it online...

Just so you know however, the very last test they gave me - they made it a higher level test (However I was tipped off because of the higher price.)... so I had to serve another month... watch the prices, the cheap test that they won't know with is like $12 or $15. The higher one was like $25...

Also, if theres a month that they want u to do the expensive one and you know you cant pass, say you lost all forms of ID and need to re order a birth certificate before you can get a picture id. At the testing center, YOU MUST HAVE ID. So, the diversion officer can't really say anything about it. Be careful tho, as this is a last resort.

Also, if you play it cool, they'll only test you about 65% of the times you report in anyway. But, you gotta make them feel like you don't toke at all anymore..


Hope this helps yo.

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schulte123

I actually live in Arizona and could you explain a little more what you meant by...

'Just so you know however, the very last test they gave me - they made it a higher level test (However I was tipped off because of the higher price.)... so I had to serve another month... watch the prices, the cheap test that they won't know with is like $12 or $15. The higher one was like $25... '



Please clarify, thanks!

dialcg

Substitute synthetic/clean urine for the test. Diversion tests are usually not observed so substitution is easy. I used the urinator during my diversion, and smoked up the whole time Its a bit expensive to get the urinator, but well worth it if you want to kep smoking. I had to cut back anyway because the cost of my diversion ate up a lot of my pot money.

Chris D

schulte123

Ill use that if I find 150 smackers on the ground later on, maybe my granny will lone me the bank....

 

hbomb

I have to do the diversion program in California...when u registered for the program did the probation officer test u...or do they wait until u start the program?? Please help...need to know soon! Thanx!!!!!

TeamRamrod

I just had my first meeting with my diversion bi*tch yesterday and she wanted me to test yesterday but i got an extra day bc of work. So yes they will probably want you to test on the same day of your first meeting.

Somnium

So you kept smoking even after being told specifically not to, and you knew you were going to be tested and consequences imposed if you didn't? Maybe you do have a problem then. =\ And it sounds like you might be fucked in any case, diversion is basically a second chance to clean up and avoid prosecution from what I've read.

My thoughts? If you can't sub you're going to get caught, so fess up and beg for treatment in that case. Like seriously, beg for the option to enter a rehab or treatment facility to have them help you with everything. If you get that option you'd better damn well follow through with everything they say to the letter, if they say frog you'd best jump.

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If in doubt, ask yourself this question: What's more important, getting out of the mess you're in or getting high?

TeamRamrod

I personally didnt get in trouble for drugs, it was for other matters. I had no idea i would be tested when starting the program

Darius927

Pardon my ignorance, but wth is a diversion? That sounds just plain funny to me , but I'm sure it's not.

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The one greatest thing I've realized since I quit smoking green is that I'm the same person not-hi as I am hi... .

Oh yea, and if you have ANY test coming up, QUIT NOW! Is this worth jail or losing this $$$ ? NO! If you think so, you'll probably end up like this .