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L8deeBlaze

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Alright I am a 16 year old male. I am lookin into a future as a policeman. Thus I will probably need to takea blood test and a urine test. I've been smoking weed since i was 15. And lately I've been smoking a bowl every day. Now I just want to know whats the aprroximate time to get marijuana out completely so Ic an stop when I need to. (About one year). I'm 5"8 1/2, only 130 pounds. But I've really toned myself up. I don't run or anything but I play Basketball every day for a good 2 hours or so. I have a crazu ass metabolism. And thats why its hard for me to gain weight. thanx for any help you can give me

conor

put bleach in a visine or eye dropper bottle when you go to take the ut (urine test) they will probably let you go in by yourself drop about 3 drops of bleach in. But watch to make sure you don't over power the urine smell with a bleach smell. The bleach should work and youll be fine. Also try to dilute the ut with water from the toilet not from the sink though it will make to much noise. and if you get this in time email me if you pass character@emote.org.
or drink a **** load of water to clear your system. Vinegar and cranberry juice works to but that's a ***** to do. You can also have a clean friend pee in a bag and bring it in with you. You can tape it to your armpit but my suggestion is go with the bleach.

Peterdraggin

One thing i learned the hard way is that if you do use those so called "clean out" additives its just like admittin you smoke cause they can "let you go" cause that shows up as a positve piss test i wouldn't wish what i went through on anyone just one great big hassle good luck on your adventure Also dont dip the toilet cause they can tell thats why they tell you not to flush until you hand the bottle to whoever is watchin you this is one of those not so good military experiences

stella

I am female. I weight 120 with a fast metabolism. I was a heavy user for many years until 12/31/2001. Since then took three hits on three occassions: 1/19, 120 and 1/21/2002. I need to pass a urine test on or about 2/11/2001.

 

nightbreed

i'm about 6'0 190 lbs and i'm randomly tested for probation...i use to smoke atleast a joint a day...i was just wondering how long will it take to detox and how often do PO's test if you're on just for paraphenalia?
a lot of people i know are on for the same kinda **** and they say they rarely get tested...like maybe 2-3 times in 6 months
also is there anything i can do to detox quicker?

Capt.Zig Zag

Howdy Folks! I'm a newbe here and like NightBreed I am of the same constitution, physically .... I just turned 44 years of age last week and have consumed mass quantities of illicit's since I was 13...You do the math.. I have always passed pre-employment screens, about 4 of them in my lifetime and I attribute those to abstaining for at least 3 weeks and drink on a constant basis LOTS of fluids...I drink mainly water, coffee and beer in that order I don't drink pop anymore because I lost my sweet-tooth to tooth decay and because it adds to the fatty tissue....Yea so does beer, I know because of the sugar that alcohol creates....I guess the bottom line in my situation has been to abstain for at least three weeks ( depending on the drug intake) drink at least a gallon of water a day, take your vitamines, by the way vitamine C and B-12 don't mask metabolites, they just make your piss gold so it doesn't look diluted.. It's the clear piss that draws attention to the piss cops... Most people don't drink enough fluids on a daily basis..But remember you can not eat for a week but would die in a week without fluid intake.....Fluid ,mainly water is the healthiest thing one can do to keep fat and metabolites to a minimum and keep healthy wether ya get high or not . On another note, find out for yourself how much you need to smoke at one time, you won't get any higher siting and smoking 2 joints in a row than you do taking three to four hits over several hours... makes your stuff last a lot longer too.... Well there's my two cents...

corncob

I edited my question on my employment test question to include height and weight

PlaYBoY

Well I've tried almost everything there is but the salt idea. A buddy of mine that's been smoking straight for about 15 years told me to take a packet of McD's salt and crush it to a fine powder and to add it to your piss directly into the cup you pee in, stir very well with your finger and whip your finger dry on your sock or something. Make sure you don't use the TP, they'll more than likely see that. I've tried the drinks that are suppose to mask it, doesn't do jack. I've tried the pills that are suppose to do the same thing, don't work at all. I've even tried the bleach, both alone by itself and even with a drink, didn't seem to work either. I'm getting desperate my peoples! And I can't seem to stop smoking for more than A FEW DAYS! Mary Jane is just too damn good to me to say goodbye, even if it's only temporary. I'm thinking about either trying the salt, unless someone says otherwise, or as a last resort, I'll try and use a buddies piss in a baggie and under the armpit gig. I'll keep you posted all. Let's keep our freakin' fingers crossed! -PlaYBoY-

totallyuncalled

Hello,

I don't know if whomever is giving advice on cleaning the system of THC still or not, but I'm going to post and hope for a reply. I'm 5'8 140# 27yr old female. I've smoked 1/2oz in the last month but didn't for two months prior... Smoked yesterday and found out I have a drug test in 6days.... moderate to high metabolism... any advice is good advice...

on another note, if anyone has any real life experiences with the over the counter drinks, I'd love to hear some brand names and if they worked... I've used drinks three times, passed the first two and failed the last... but smoked the night before (duh!!)...

Totally