Megaweapon

To make things easier and quicker for everyone please include the following information when your asking for help... Height, Weight, Estimated metabolism, Smoking history for the last 30 days and if your a chronic or casual smoker, How often you work out (if you do), What kind of test your going for (IE: Pre-employment, Probation) And anything else that you think may be important. Now feel free to start a new thread and if you have any questions please feel free to ask, And your call may be monitored for quality assurance purposes.

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OldHippie

Mega...does the quality of MJ matter..is (thc) T_H_C or does like smoking killer (indica,etc) weed mean higher THC levels as apposed to say sh*t weed (dirt,crap)?

Hope all is well in your world!

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Megaweapon

Yah it does to an extent... but its really hard to say how much it does, especially over the web... its just easier to go by smoking history instead of bud history.

Dont even get me started...

Mr.Crowley

Just a friendly tip to the newbies A?

krugar

Has anyone used the additive puarafyzit to pass a test?
I'm afraid to use it now because well..I'm just afraid it won't work! I have a drug test in 1 week and I only quit a week ago so I know I won't be clean! Just for the record I'm 5'4 and 160 lbs. I've been taking this metabolite stuff for over a month and maybe that will help too ..What do you think? It has goldenseal in it and it boosts you're metebolism! When I smoked I only smoked about a bowl a day. I'm thinking of getting some kind of flush out tea , but does that stuuf really work? I don't know what I should try! Please reply!!

IWantToBeACop

krugar-
first of all, goldenseal does nothing. Second, i hear all those purifiers and drinks that "help u pASs any drug test" are BS, so youre best bet is excercise a lot and eat a lot and drink a lot of water before the test, and i guess take some vitamins.

Megaweapon

Eh its not that the drinks are complete BS they do have the same things for the most part that you would take to try and pass anyways, its just that they are expensive, they dont always work if they do at all, and their guarentees are usually about as worthless as the drinks themselves... we dont advocate the use of them, but to each their own.

cornnoleio420

I'd appreciate some help on this one. Im 14, 150 lbs, and i run 2 miles every day.. that being said i smoke up every weekend and my rents surprised me with a physical this saturday. They know i smoked before when my friend got caught..... anyway.. they may do a drug test and just in case i was wondering if drug tests are standard w/ physicals, and what to do just in case my rents decide im due for one. Help needed

thanks a lot
cornnoleio

aphasia

Hi all,
I'm terrified. I have to take a urine test for the first time in my life, and I'm both "pissed" and afraid.
It makes me very angry first of all that I have to have my personal life scrutinized for no good reason AND they only told me about this test AFTER they had accepted me as an employee. It's a Graphic Designer job for chrissakes! And to make it more ironic, it's at a liquor distributorship. Geezus!
I've read all the advice on this forum, and will eat lots of red meat for a few days before (is this better than creatinine supplements?), take 4 aspirin, take B vitamins and drink tubfuls of water right beforehand. Is there any other advice anyone can offer. I really don't have a "clean" friend to substitute. I'm taking the test Friday, and the last time I smoked was last Thursday.
Thanks for having this forum. It's been incredibly helpful.
Aphasia

Capt_Sternn

Aphasia, don't submit to the test. Tell them you believe it is wrong and you do not wish to comprimise your right to privacy. If they still try, tell them you see it as a big deal to be asked to waive your rights and it should have been discussed prior to employment if it is a condition of employment. It isn't nice to try to sneak it in after the fact.

I've had this same tactic used on me recently at a place I work as a temp. I refused, and stayed as a temp, instead of going on the payroll. Two weeks later they came out with a policy to test all temps, immediately. I refused again. My temp agency backed me up, and I am still working at the same company, no test. You are going to have to be willing to leave the premisis and look for another job, but you will probably have to do that anyway. Best to do it making a stand and not taken the chance of incriminating yourself.

In the computer industry, there are many jobs that will not test you. In fact, there are a lot of places that laugh at the tests. If you decide to attempt the test, then good luck, but be prepared for the worst.