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SoThrowd

Yes I know that bleach will tear out your insides, but it has proven to be the 1 and only way to perfectly pass a UA. One of my buddies smoked a couple blunts the day before his probation test and drank a lil bit of bleach, he passed, buttt.... He felt like he was goin to die and his insides were in pain for a week. Now im sayin there must be something you can do to bleach to make it not harmfull, but yet be that thing we all been waiting for to make us pass. Any ideas????????????

 

vern

Drinking bleach is horrible for you. It can do serious damage on your body or even kill you.
Urban Legends Reference Pages: Drinking Bleach to Beat a Drug Test

Never drink bleach. If you want to pass a test use the dilution method or the substitution method. No reason to risk your life for a drug test.

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Sec

Unless YOU have actually drank bleach and passed a UA after smoking heavily up to the day prior to the UA, please refrain from posting shit that will not only hurt people, but might actually kill them.

Everyone has a story about how their buddy, their brother, their girlfriend, their cousin, etc., etc., etc., has passed a drug test using this miracle whatever.

Bleach might have worked a few years ago if you ADD it to your URINE (not drink it for Christ's sake) on the instant dip style drug tests, it definetly will not work on a lab test and now the instant dips are fading into the integrated cup type of instant device which actually detects an abnormal pH level (which is what you get when you add bleach).

Lets see if we can refrain from perpetuating the urban myths, shall we?

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SoThrowd

well i dont want to try this for myself, oh hell no. but i actually saw him drink it, and he passed, but he was really really really sick afterwords, he didnt get any sleep, he was throwin up, and all that. but i was just throwing an idea out there that just maybe diluting it or adding something to it, wondering if any of yall kno something about that.

vern

Um...so your friend got very sick from it, I just told you that it can kill you and Sec ( an actual tester) told you that doing bleach would just change you pH level, causing you to fail...instantly. You still want to try it?

If your looking for some sort of "recipe" for drinking bleach you won't find it here, mainly cause its so harmful and completely useless.

 

Sec

If you aren't willing to do something, then don't suggest it here. Some of our younger readers might just try it out of desperation and make themselves very sick or worse...
How do you know he passed, were you there when he took the test? Were you there when the Probation Officer read the reasults? So many times people post here about how their PO officer won't give them the results, but the results come back to bite them when they have a later hearing. Why do you think he was so sick? Was your buddy really healthy at the time? If it made him that sick, what in the hell do you think it could do to someone who is not as healthy? We try to refrain from "throwing an idea out there" just for the sake of posting ideas. Prove it, then post your proof. Do a search on the word "bleach". If you don't get literally hundreds of posts containing the word "bleach", I will be surprised. Did you really think you were the first to post the bleach myth? You are actually about the 1,000th (at least).

SoThrowd

never mind that idea, just was a little curious thats all. And he got the same probation officer that i do, and believe me, he would be in rehab for just one positive. I got the hardass probation officer. And they got little cups that read out kinda like the home tests, if they are in doubt, or if you have clear piss, they send it to the lab.