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dankhunney

Hey there! I hope that someone can help me out here. I am scheduled for a physcial and drug screen tomorrow at 1:30pm. Which gives me a little over 24 hours. I have a donor for clean pee. I have used this method previously and had success. However, this time my testing will be a little different. I am trying to get a job in a hospital setting. They are having me come in and do some paperwork, and then go and do my physical. I am concerned about the temp. of my sample. I'm not sure how long my paperwork will take, and how long it will take until I get to do my urine test.

Normally I would use a condom to hold the pee, stick it under my breast in my bra, and be on my merry way. However, I'm wondering if someone can suggest a container that is easily stored in the vagina. I'm thinking this will be more effective in keeping the temperature right. Any suggestions or ideas for me? Thanks for the help!

 

Lit_Match

Some cheap cigars sold in corner stores come in plastic containers with twist on caps. Not to sound perverted, but they have a rounded end that should help with any discomfort.

Depending on how the tube was manufactured, it may have a seem running lengthwise on opposite sides (can be sharp). You could get rid of that with some fine sand paper.

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dankhunney

Great suggestion, thank you! I wonder, how long will it remain at a safe temp using this method? Will it stay at body temp as long as I have it "stashed" there? I'm not familiar with this route, as I said before, I have only used under the bra/breast.

Lit_Match

Your welcome.

I would think temperature wouldn't be a problem. Urine is stored internally by the body, which is the standard that they test the temperature to. Since this method is internal in the same manner that the bladder is internal, the temperature difference should be well within the margin.

dankhunney

You've been a life-saver to me! Thank so much for the info!! I'll let ya know when I start my job!

 

Lit_Match

No problem, always happy to help.

It wouldn't be a bad idea to do some quality checks before relying on this method though. Make sure the cigar tube is water tight, if it is not you can get teflon tape from your local hardware store. Wrap it around the threads on the tube where the cap covers when the cap is put on. Also important is to wrap the tape around in the same direction you twist the cap, visualize the motion a right handed person uses when stirring a cup of coffee with a spoon and that's how it would be done. Wrap tightly but not so tight that the tape stretches thin, about 4 layers of tape should work.

Definitely let us know how everything goes!

John Ashcroft

Wow. Inserting something into ones vagina to pass a drug test. A little extreme and unnecessary if you ask me. Synthetic urine works just fine and the bottles are easily concealable. Plus there is the added benefit of a temp strip on the bottle not to mention not having to handle somebody else’s urine (gross) is always a plus. As far as what you’re planning to do, as previously mentioned something stored inside your body will have the same temp as your body. Just some advice from personal experience, if you need to take a drug test in the future use synthetic urine. It's cheap, much easier to work with, and has a longer shelf life than real urine.

dankhunney

I passed. I ended up using the condom method I had previously used. I had to wait for about 40 minutes before I was taken to do the sample, but when I did it was still 93 degrees. Perfect temp.

John - Thanks for your input, I appreciate it. My only comment is that there are people who put things in their body for way worse reasons than passing a drug test for a job. I view it as, it's my body, I'll do what is comfortable for me. I wasn't too big on the idea of inserting items into my vagina, but I need to get this job as a step in the right direction for my career, and I was willing to do that if necessary. Luckily, it wasn't necessary!