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koikomoru

Sup everyone?

I have a drug test coming up and I decided to use the synthetic urine since I don't have enough time to get clean before my upcoming test.

My question, Where is the best place to hide it? In your sock? tape it to your leg? etc?

Of course this is my first time doing this and am a bit nervous. Testing on tuesday for a position in a hospital in the laboratory.

Thanks,
-Koik

 

zonecode88

There are many ways to do it... Personally, I ace-bandaged it to my grundle. You're better off keeping it somewhere below the belt, where bulges are less obvious. When selecting a hiding place, keep in mind the heat factor. You should be practicing concealment and temperature control (90-100 degrees farenheight) combined, until you master it.

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koikomoru

So if i ace it to my leg, should i use the heating pad or just let my body heat it up?

NurseP

Do not tape anything to your leg!

Its not uncommon to be asked to lift your pants leg pre-test. You need to put it some place where another person has no right to look. If you have large breasts you can tuck it under one of them (that will also help with the temp). Personally I would crotch it...wear two pairs of undies and crotch it, sit lightly and you should be A-OK.

I did a test run with my QF 4.0.

I got it to 98 in the microwave and crotched it with no heating pad. After 2 hours it was a respectable 94 degrees and after 5 HOURS it was still a passing 90 degrees. Now if it was the real test day I would have used the heating pad to have it a little warmer cuz 90 is cutting it close but the point is that body heat is imperative in keeping synthetic urine warm.

The body is warmest in the trunk area...your extremeties cannot produce enough heat to keep synthetic urine warm.

I failed a test with a friends urine back in '03 cuz I didn't know about the temp thing and I stupidly didn't keep my urine in the right place.

Good luck!!!

koikomoru

Wow, im glad i came to the place that knows about this stuff.

okay, so tell me if this sounds right. The synthetic urine is about 50degrees sitting on my counter. 45min before i go in, i'll ace it to the inside of my leg near the 'rotch, with the heating pad activated. That should keep it about 98-100 degrees. When i go in, i'll put it in the cut and that should be that. sound about right? any other suggestions and little tips that I you all can give?

Been a lot of help, thanks!

 

zonecode88

Yea I aced bandaged it because I don't own tighty whities, but I own an ace bandage. Plus, I liked how the ace bandage let me keep my "sample" securely affixed in the optimal position for insulation, and I didn't have to worry about it disloging or moving one way or the other. Many people report great success with tighty whities alone, however.

NurseP

Ace bandaging it to the uppermost part of your inner thigh with a heating pad is cool. It should be concealed and the temp should be fine. The only thing I would recommend is that you practice because you want to make sure you can get to the urine w/o fumbling.

In some scenarios you will be alone in the bathroom but it is possible that someone could be standing outside the door or even the stall. You don't want to be in there fumbling around, making all kinds of noise, or worse case scenario....dropping your pee!

Again, good luck and please post back with your experience and results.

zonecode88

Yes. This may sound obvious, but better safe than sorry... Take the empty bottle out of the bathroom with you. You don't want them finding it in there if they look. Dressing decently helps deflect suspicion.... no holy sweat pants.