Aoxomoxoa

These are my dimensions if it matters: 5'8 180lbs. Male 18

I'm going to be tested pretty much at any time after my interview ( i know i have the job all i have to do is go to the interview and pass a drug test), it could be in a few days, it could be in a week. I smoked about 5-6 bowls yesterday and i know without some assisstance i will fail.
I was checking out those Detox drinks for about 40$. I have heard that they don't work all the time, but they say that it is 99.6% sure that if i follow the directions i will pass. So, my questions are (and maybe they've been answered a million times before), but should i
1. take the drink, or
2. can i get somebody else's urine and switch it in the bathroom? What are the consiquences if i get caught trying to pour the clean urine into cup?

I'm sorry once again if there are many threads about this, and i probably should have searched it on these forums, but i am kind of freaking out about this. I might get kicked out of my house if i don't pass it. I have to have a job, and i don't have a car of mine so this is the only real way i can get a 40 hour a week job (because it is with my dad and he can just drive me).
Thanks in advance.

Trocisp

Detox drinks don't work. If they do, it's purely because of the dilution method.

If you can pinpoint the date of your test, it'll be a lot easier to help you out.

If you get caught pouring clean urine into the cup, you wont get the job.

steakii

The drinks do work, just not the ones that claim to clean out your system days in advance. The only drinks that will work are the ones that tell you to drink a shitload of water along with there drink the day of the test, but these are expensive and there are cheaper ways that can be done if you are worried about spending $40. As for the switching the urine, if it is for a job they most likely wont observe you, but to do the substitution method it has to be relatively fresh urine (old urine stinks to high heaven and its pretty obvious) and the temperature has to be right. There are threads dedicated soley how to dilute and substitute correctly so just look at those

Aoxomoxoa

What if i get my friend to urinate into a bottle a day before the test. Does it matter what temp it is? And, will having the urine for a day sitting around do anything, or will they look at it weird because it is not really warm?
I have a Ready Clean drink, but i really don't want to risk it, so i might just go and use my friends urine. I hope the urine stays "good" in my pocket.

vern

Ok, you can't give room temp. samples. It would be very obvious that the sample was not just "produced." Urine goes bad after 8 hours in room temp....throw it in the freezer or get it right before your test. Read the substitution link in my signature.

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Aoxomoxoa

Do most labs ask for you to empty your pockets or anything like that? Also, do the bathrooms in the lab have sinks, because if i sub, to get the urine at body temp, i would have to run it under hot water because i don't know of any other way to warm it up.

steakii

I have one one pre-employment urine lab test done,and this is how it went. They did not ask me to empty my pockets before taking the test, nor was i watched. I went into a small bathroom with a sink and closed the door. However, the person giving the test specifically said, you can not use the sink until you give me your sample. Now every place is different, but i would bet that they wouldnt let you just because they know people are going to try to heat samples up using the sink.

Aoxomoxoa

But, i was thinking that i would say that it helps me go to hear the sink running if he/she were to ask. I don't know if it would work though.

steakii

just read this http://www.marijuana.com/urine-testi...elines-n2.html everything you ever needed to know about using someone elses piss

Aoxomoxoa

I've come to the conclusion that i can not risk taking the drink. I have to use someone elses urine. I am going to get 2, 2oz. shampoo bottles, pour the urine into the 2 bottles, put it into the refrigerator overnight, pour them under hot water until i can see on a thermometer that they are at a good temp. in the morning, then put them where the Substitution thread starter says to put them. Then, right before i leave to go to the lab, (i have to go to the interview first), check the temp. and hopefully it will be at a good temp. I might get a hand warmer and put a rubber band around the 2 bottles while next to my balls. Does this all sound good?

One more question, do hand warmers keep the temp. the same the whole time, or do they heat it up more? My body does give off a lot of heat, so if i don't know if i even need the hand wormer, so will the bottles keep warm and keep the same temp. next to my balls?

Sorry for all the dumb posts, but my whole life depends on me passing this test on Mon. I wish i had my own credit card so i could have bought that Synthetic Urine. But it's to late for that.
Thanks.