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Old 11-27-2007, 04:02 AM   #1
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Default Help Me Pass A Home-Drug Test

Hey, I'm getting tested using the home drug test kit First Check. Though I'm currently clean and would pass the test without a problem I'd like to be able to smoke and still pass the test. So I've been saving up urine while I'm clean so I can figure out a good way to use that urine to pass the test. However while searching these boards I saw something about not keeping the urine at room/body temp for more than 8 hours and was wondering what that was about and also, since I'll be tested at home and without observation it will be easy to get the urine in but hard to get it to a good temp. I dont think the First Check tests have a temperature reading thing but I still don't wanna hand my parents cold urine cause it'll be pretty obvious it wasn't fresh. Any and all help is appreciated
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Old 11-27-2007, 04:08 AM   #2
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I don't understand why you would have to take a test for your parents if you are 27 years old!!! Something doesn't add up here.

Edit: I do suggest you stay clean though if you want to pass a test.
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Old 11-27-2007, 04:15 AM   #3
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I'm not actually 27 or whatever it says I am. I've just never put my actual age on internet message boards cause when I used to be real young and would put my actual age to access certain things on the internet it wouldn't let me so I just always got in the habit of putting a much older age. Please help though!
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Old 11-27-2007, 04:18 AM   #4
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I didn't think you were 27. As far as the help...Look up above your reply.
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I don't want to be mean but come on, I obviously know that staying clean is the best way to pass a drug test. I didn't need to come here to learn that. This forum is about trying to help people who want to smoke and not be bothered about it by their employers, school, parents, etc do so, so please give me some advice as to how best pass a drug test with my described specifications
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You could run the bottle of urine under hot water to warm it up, but it might seem sketchy for you to leave the water running for a minute or two waiting for the hot water. If you dont want to give them cold urine there isnt much else you can do unless you store it near a heater or something
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I don't want to be mean but come on, I obviously know that staying clean is the best way to pass a drug test. I didn't need to come here to learn that. This forum is about trying to help people who want to smoke and not be bothered about it by their employers, school, parents, etc do so, so please give me some advice as to how best pass a drug test with my described specifications
Yeah, we are here to help, but that doesn't mean (as many many many many many people have said) there is a "quick fix cure all detox flush my system so it looks like I'm a fucking boyscout method". We all make sacrifices so that when we do get past this part, you can go about your merry way and enjoy yourself again.

If your too much of a pussy to give it up for a little while so you can continue to enjoy it much longer then you aren't responsible to handle it in the first place.

You god damn kids feel so entitled anymore. This is almost as dumb as people that have to see a PO and smoking the night before suddenly writing a message at midnight saying "how do I pass?" You're fucked if you don't play by the rules.
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Yeah, we are here to help, but that doesn't mean (as many many many many many people have said) there is a "quick fix cure all detox flush my system so it looks like I'm a fucking boyscout method". We all make sacrifices so that when we do get past this part, you can go about your merry way and enjoy yourself again.

If your too much of a pussy to give it up for a little while so you can continue to enjoy it much longer then you aren't responsible to handle it in the first place.

You god damn kids feel so entitled anymore. This is almost as dumb as people that have to see a PO and smoking the night before suddenly writing a message at midnight saying "how do I pass?" You're fucked if you don't play by the rules.
While technically this isn't flaming, it might be considered by some as trolling. In other words, you are not trying to have a constructive discussion with the OP but rather trying to simply piss him off.

If you don't want to help by offering advice, then please refrain from posting what you might feel as obvious. Yes, the kid might have his priorities in the wrong place and trying to continue to use pot while being tested is rather foolish, but it is his life and his consequences. You might feel the OP is immature and naive, but does telling him so in such a distasteful and vulgar manner helping anyone at all? There are other ways in getting your point across without sounding like a pompus ass.

If you can't be constructive or contribute to the discussion here in the testing forums, then please find another forum where you can.
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