blazinglitoralis

height - 5' 3"
weight - 110 lbs
estimated metabolism - well, i bellydance? and i dont gain weight easily

i havent smoked in like 2 weeks. if i got tested now id come out clean. my mom just suspects that i smoke, so now shes gonna randomly test me using home drug tests. thing is i dont want to live in fear of getting caught. if she confirmed that i smoke shell flip a bitch. i generally smoke every weekend, but ive stopped since i found out she might be testing me. i have some good bud and i really want to participate in a good pass around session this weekend. and perhaps every weekend after.

basically i want to know, how easy are home drug tests to fool. if theyre one of those piss on a strip things cant i just leave some salt and yellow food coloring in the bathroom cabinet? i mean if its not piss then it cant test positive. right? how advanced exactly are home drug tests? will some extra salt added to my urine do the trick? i dont want to stop smoking indefinitely just cause my mom might pop a test. she could do it like right now. or now. or right after my next session, knowing my luck. :-/ help.

p.s. - i know you can buy like synthetic urine, detoxers, and stuff, but this isnt just a one time thing, soo unless i buy a huge vat of fake piss, i need a way thatll work everytime within like 5 minutes notice.

blazinglitoralis

please dont say dont smoke! im aware of that. i cant not smoke for the next 9 months while im still at home. once i leave for college, well thatll be a different story.