Don't Fail Your Drug Test!

maryjanesdiary · 01-25-2008, 04:02 AM

Taken from maryjanesdiary.com

A lot of people, including my friends, have asked me how to pass a drug test. To start, there are varying kinds of drug testing, ranging from a take home test administered by a parent or boss at work to a hardcore piss-in-a-cup while the pigs watch you test. However, most of these principals can be applied to both situations.

1. Know detection periods for the drugs you are using. Alcohol lasts 12-24 hours for a standard EMIT drug test, but can be detected for days using more advanced urine test. Cannabis will stay in urine anywhere from 3 days to 10 weeks depending on how often one smoked marijuana. If you've smoked once in the last 3 weeks than you would probably pass a test a couple days later, while if you are a chronic user (as I suppose a lot of us are) you're looking at a period between 3-10 weeks. Height, weight, and body mass index are also factors in how long a drug will stay in your system, especially for marijuana as THC stores itself in fat cells. FYI Methamphetamine and Cocaine leave the system within 5 days and lsd/mushroom based psychedelics are not traceable.

2. DRINK WATER. I can't stress this enough. You probably are drinking a ton of water already from the dry mouth you get everyday from smoking....leading to your drug testing in the first place, but either way, you need water to get THC out of your system. Most test services will not be able to detect marijuana if you dilute your urine enough, however they will most likely demand another sample. At the very least, you can prolong testing to a later date with this strategy, hopefully giving your urine time to clear up. Just remember the more water, the less concentrated any drug will be in your system.

3. Take over the counter pills such as Tylenol/Advil to set off false alarms at the drug test. This will invalidate the drug test, and again buy you more time. Do not take more than recommended, the regular dose is enough.

4. If you get to piss in private than taking someone else's urine with you may be the best idea. You can keep it in a prescription bottle, or if you are worried about getting caught, buy a wizzinator (fake penis) and fill it with the fake urine. This will not work for any court ordered drug testing. Just remember to keep your urine sample in the fridge until it is time to take the test.

5. Cranberry juice is a diuretic, so it will make you piss more and balance the PH of your urine. It is also useful in addition to water to help dilute and mask the presence of THC.

Most advertised "pass a drug test" concoctions are fake and will just get you caught. There's no 100% safe way to pass a test, just follow the guidelines above.

Mary Jane's Diary

[Mod note: Please don't post direct links. - sec]

Darque Pervert · 01-25-2008, 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maryjanesdiary

There's no 100% safe way to pass a test

Sure there is. Don't use the drugs being tested for long enough to completely clean your system and you will pass, 100% guaranteed.

Plainsman1963 · 01-25-2008, 04:14 AM

And thank you for instilling your knowledge upon us, oh one post wonder...Would you like to know advertising rates?

vern · 01-25-2008, 04:14 AM

Read the Drug Testing Book by Sec. All the information you could want and then some. We are blessed to have someone 'on the inside.'

Your post doesn't really say how to pass a drug test. Drink water, cranberry juice, take a couple tylenols and I'm good to go? What about creatine levels? If your going to sub, you might want to have the temp between 90-100 degress Feirenhiet. For more info, go to the links at the bottom of my signature.

***29yeartoker*** · 01-25-2008, 04:42 AM

Drinking a lot of water and coming up with a diluted sample does not guarantee a re-test. It's up to the employer or whoever is asking for the test if they want to let you re-test for a diluted sample.

***Sec*** · 01-25-2008, 11:17 PM

That's why marijuana.com is the best folks.

We don't post bullshit, inuendo, incomplete instructions and rumor.

We post facts.

p.s. I can pass any drug test, 100% guaranteed. I am a perfect example of Darque's technique.

01-25-2008, 04:02 AM	#1
maryjanesdiary New Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2 Grams: 1,881.15 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Don't Fail Your Drug Test! Taken from maryjanesdiary.com A lot of people, including my friends, have asked me how to pass a drug test. To start, there are varying kinds of drug testing, ranging from a take home test administered by a parent or boss at work to a hardcore piss-in-a-cup while the pigs watch you test. However, most of these principals can be applied to both situations. 1. Know detection periods for the drugs you are using. Alcohol lasts 12-24 hours for a standard EMIT drug test, but can be detected for days using more advanced urine test. Cannabis will stay in urine anywhere from 3 days to 10 weeks depending on how often one smoked marijuana. If you've smoked once in the last 3 weeks than you would probably pass a test a couple days later, while if you are a chronic user (as I suppose a lot of us are) you're looking at a period between 3-10 weeks. Height, weight, and body mass index are also factors in how long a drug will stay in your system, especially for marijuana as THC stores itself in fat cells. FYI Methamphetamine and Cocaine leave the system within 5 days and lsd/mushroom based psychedelics are not traceable. 2. DRINK WATER. I can't stress this enough. You probably are drinking a ton of water already from the dry mouth you get everyday from smoking....leading to your drug testing in the first place, but either way, you need water to get THC out of your system. Most test services will not be able to detect marijuana if you dilute your urine enough, however they will most likely demand another sample. At the very least, you can prolong testing to a later date with this strategy, hopefully giving your urine time to clear up. Just remember the more water, the less concentrated any drug will be in your system. 3. Take over the counter pills such as Tylenol/Advil to set off false alarms at the drug test. This will invalidate the drug test, and again buy you more time. Do not take more than recommended, the regular dose is enough. 4. If you get to piss in private than taking someone else's urine with you may be the best idea. You can keep it in a prescription bottle, or if you are worried about getting caught, buy a wizzinator (fake penis) and fill it with the fake urine. This will not work for any court ordered drug testing. Just remember to keep your urine sample in the fridge until it is time to take the test. 5. Cranberry juice is a diuretic, so it will make you piss more and balance the PH of your urine. It is also useful in addition to water to help dilute and mask the presence of THC. Most advertised "pass a drug test" concoctions are fake and will just get you caught. There's no 100% safe way to pass a test, just follow the guidelines above. Mary Jane's Diary [Mod note: Please don't post direct links. - sec] Last edited by Sec : 01-25-2008 at 11:16 PM. Reason: commercial link removed

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vern Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,512 Grams: 21,956.63 Thanks: 544 Thanked 688 Times in 379 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Read the Drug Testing Book by Sec. All the information you could want and then some. We are blessed to have someone 'on the inside.' Your post doesn't really say how to pass a drug test. Drink water, cranberry juice, take a couple tylenols and I'm good to go? What about creatine levels? If your going to sub, you might want to have the temp between 90-100 degress Feirenhiet. For more info, go to the links at the bottom of my signature. __________________ Please read the posting guidelines Looking for something? Try a Search NORML State by state MJ laws MJ.com Grams explained

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