jbs4life97

I used the Purified Brand Instant Acting bullshit and failed my pre-employment drug test. I did everything the guy at the smoke shop said to do. I didn't use my first piss of the day or my first starting/ending stream of my piss. My test was at 12pm and I took the drink a little before 10pm.

For anyone trying to pass a urine test and quickly, go with synthetic urine. Or just don't smoke for 6 weeks or so if you are a casual smoker.


Don't use the pills, don't use the drinks. If you want to be 100% sure you will pass get the fake urine.

Sec

I take it you didn't read through the threads first. If you had, you would have known this.

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THC Fiend

You should have taken your own advice (sorry for the irony)




Oh well.... there are other jobs out there; good luck and my apologies for losing a job over this nonsense.

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I have to disagree with both the posts above... There are 2 methods I have used and both have never failed.

Method #1: Go to GNC and buy a cleansing tea brand called "PURE-BLEND" (cheaper to buy the 36 packet. cost is0 $32, small price to pay). This PRODUCT WORKS!!. It's a special combination of herbs in tea form.
u- use/add 18 tea bags into 1 gallon of water boil slowly. Drink the entire gallon of tea preferably 8-10 hours before, but you can start as early as 16 hours before...no more then then 16 hours before you test. I must warn you, you will get the runs... it flushes your entire system of any toxins. The precidence behind this is the 1 gallon of water ensures your pissing straight water. The herbal tea replenishes the loss of natural vitamins and minerals the exam is looking for masking the THC...

Method #2: This is cheaper but same concept, advised by a friend who was studying to be a doctor... Take a B-12 pill before you start the process. Drink 1-1.5 gallons of straight water...(Preferably starting the night before the test, again 12-16 hours before.). 2-3 hours before you have a choice, take another B-complex vitamin (B-12) to restore color odor... but on a detail exam B-complex will pop up and my be a red flag..
I use 2-3 8oz cups of coffee for the lack of vitamins.. This is fails safe...

Added method... Take Niacin 500 mg.. (over the counter) if needed... Niacin is considered a blood cleanser... This is best to start taking 72 hours or more before the test.. But you still need to drink alot of water...

PS: The other stuff out there doesn't work...

Prong_67

These methods MAY work if you are a light smoker.

Based on the multitudes of reports from those who have passed & failed with varying methods, it is fair to say that for the most part, if you are a regular heavy smoker for years, the cursory "drink water & take some vitamins" method has proven to NOT work.

Each person is different and will have to test & figure out what works for THEM while using the various experiences of others as a guideline.


Good Luck

Darque Pervert

This merely dilutes.
It doesn't flush a damn thing. 8-10 or even 16 hours isn't enough to flush squadoosh out of your system.


Fail safe for what?
This is another dilution method.

Blood cleanser? Oh brother.
This isn't even diluition, and too much niacin can make you seriously ill.


Again...
There are three methods that are known to be used to pass a urine test:

1 - Abstinence for a period of time to clean your system to undectable levels. For marijuana, this is 30 days, on average. It's also no fun.

2 - Dilution of your urine to a point where THC metabolites are below the threshold detected by the drug screen. This runs the risk of the result coming back diluted. Whoever requires the test may not accept the diluted result or may allow for a retest.
Your so-called fail-safe methods are just forms of dilution.

3 - Substitutions of known clean urine or synthetic urine. This isn't always an option, especially for those who have to piss for a parole or probation officer, as they may require an observed test. It's also awkward and can take practice to get the motions right.

Anyone who tells you anything different is full of shit.

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