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AhSweetGoodness

Hello everybody:
I'm a college student and over the past winter break my mom found about a quarter bag of weed on me, plus my bong (it totally sucked she threw it down the DRAIN). she wasnt mad or anything cause she was definately a stoner back in the day, but she definately dosent want me smoking, not even when im @ school. her way of control is the next time i want to go visit my girlfriend (she does pay for flights which is why i dont want to mess things up hahaha) she is going to make me go to the store, buy a urine test and show her the results. usually i fly twice a month or so, sometimes more, so this could be a major problem. i was thinking of two distinct methods:

1. since I do know when a flight is coming up and when she may drug test me, I have time to clear out my system. my strategy for detox has been ongoing incase something like this happens--i drink green tea almost every day and have been every since i started smoking in 2005. i also take vitamins, work out, etc. i was wondering if one week before a flight if I stopped smoking and just loaded up on tea if my urine could pass a shitty THC drug test bought for $12 at walgreens? I call this the Green Tea Constantly meathod, but need to run it by a few people to see if it may just work

2. since i have to buy the test (mom made this clear) i could easily take it out and tamper the results with either a red pen or put a drop of my friends piss on it on the way home from walgreens, then put it back in the box, show my mom that i bought it, go in the bathroom, and wallah!

what do you guys think haha i neeeed to see my girlfriend, but i'm definately not giving up smoking!

 

Buzzby

If she's not observing the test, put a few drops of water on it. It won't test positive for weed.

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Prong_67

Yeah, This is an easy one if your not observed

Dilute the heck out of it, but be careful not to alter the color.

Good Luck

AhSweetGoodness

Okay that sounds great, so let me run through this just to be clear:
I buy the test, on the way home unpackage it and put a few drops of water on the test or are you saying put more water in my urine sample?
If I put water on the test, and say I smoked the night before, it will definately come up negative for weed even with my THC-infested piss ?
=)
And while I'm asking, does green tea really help? Haha

Buzzby

If you are doing the test yourself ("she is going to make me go to the store, buy a urine test and show her the results"), why use piss at all? Use water and show her the negative result.

No. It would just provide some extra water for dilution.

 

Prong_67

Good Point BuzzBy

Don't even use your urine

Just use water

Your in the "clear" Buddy

Have fun