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RyanMegaphors

Hey guys,

I start a new job in about 10 days. They haven't mentioned anything about a piss test yet, but I dont want to be wrong and smoke out until I know. I've abstained for the most part over 3 weeks...however, last saturday I smoked a tiny bit...and even yesterday had 1 hit. I'm not confident I can purge it from my system in time...but I'm going to excercise every day really hard, go low-carb, low fat until 2 days prior to my 1st day...I'll attempt to dilute as well as a backup plan.

I have 2 other options...I could use a buddy's pee who completely clean...or am willing to buy synthetic urine. I read the advice in the substitution sticky but the advice from N2 is about 4 years old.

My question is, does synthetic urine still work? And which kind is the best? I'm a little nervous that they've found a way to test for this...advice and help are greatly appreciated as I'd like health insurance.

I'm such an f'n idiot for not completely abstaining...

 

29yeartoker

To answer your question, yes, synthetic urine still works. The most common one is Quick Fix 4.0.

I would suggest that you home test yourself first to see if you will pass on your own. Use your first part of your first mornings void as that is when it's the most concentrated. I would think that you would pass.

Good Luck!

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RyanMegaphors

Ok, thanks. I cant seem to find anything on a failed Quick Fix test...is there ANY way I fail a pre-employment test if my temp is right?

I think I'm going to be safe though...get Quick Fix and then work out, abstain, follow N2's techniques, and do a home test the day before...just to make sure...so that if for whatever reason I cant keep the temp right, I have a backup plan.

I'll post here what I found.

illusions

Quick Fix 4.0 worked for me easily about 3 weeks ago. After 2 hours the temp was still 98 with the heating pad. I would definately recommend it but in addition buy some adulteration strips to make sure your batch is ok, just to ease any fears, I know it helped ease mine.

Ivreked

I feel you. I been smoking 3 years straight now (30, been smoking on a few years off a few months here and there since 15)

Anyways, I been looking into the synthetic urine thing myself cus i just got a promotion at my job. Wasn't expecting them to request a drug by the end of the month (after i just came back this week from a vacation) or doing the diet shit like you mentioned and exercising.

It's my pothead paranoia that makes me doubt the synthetic urine, pretty sure of it. it's definitely not because i'm cheap...just seems too good and simple to be true to order a whizzinator and synthetic urine and than it be just that easy.
Dying to know how you make

 

illusions

It's even easier. No need for the whizzinator, just get quickfix 4.0, easy, fairly inexpensive and you're golden(excuse the pun)

Ivreked

Thank god for the internet in this age of genetic profiling.

Thanks, going to look into the quickfix with those strips u mentioned.

hermosthigh

As a recent "substitute graduate" I can attest that the synthetics still work (yippppeeee). My bf suggested that the "establishment" really wants us to pass these tests - that they are merely an institutional ploy to lower liability insurance rates. Otherwise they would be going to the expense of developing a test that detects the synthetics.

Either way, I'm grateful for this forum and the product. I start my new job in two weeks.

HMH

Ivreked

Awsome...the posts of people who pass do help ease the paranoia. ordered my substitute 2 days ago, should be here in a day or 2. figure i will be doing mine monday.

Bhikku

QuickFix works like a charm. Just used it last week to get a really good job and passed.

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