lostunicorn82

To give a sum up: I'm the kind of person that likes to do things for people (actual good deeds that make them happy, not sexual favors). So, to save my boss some stress, I volunteered for a certain job. In order to get this position, I gotta get clean, and as far as I know, I am. I'll test myself soon, that's not the issue.

The issue is that anyone in my company that participates in this job is subjected to random testing. Testing so random that it involves men in black (alright, they may not be wearing black, nor may they actually be men) coming in at who knows when, abducting you, and whisking you away to a lab. Now I know that the MIB probably doesn't come all that often (my boss is subject to these tests as well, and from what I understand, they haven't come for her yet, but she doesn't smoke), but the last thing I want is to smoke one weekend and have the MIB show up the following Monday. And until I know the test site, I'm not comfortable using "tricks" (aka slipping in bleach or fake urine or somebody else's urine for that matter). So I was wondering how possible it is to detox in a matter of a couple of days permanently (until you smoke again), from smoking say, three bowls of really good dro (maybe twice that if I'm sharing). And what exactly would that entail?

lostunicorn82

BTW, additional info: I'm about 5'3" somewhere between 190-200lbs, I don't exercize at this point, and I guess my metabolism may be about average, but I'm really not sure how to gauge that. And I'm female. And if you couldn't tell, rather paranoid by nature. I also don't smoke a whole lot or rather I didn't. My typical routine for the past year or so has been to only smoke on the weekends unless work was particularly stressful.