Working for TSA but dying to smoke.

Just Ben · 03-22-2008, 04:43 AM

I'm sure you guys get asked this all the time, but I work at a job that randomly drug tests and I'm worried that if I start smoking again that I'll get caught. Is there anyway I can truly ever be safe while regularly smoking? I believe they give you 24 hours notice or at least they're supposed to legally. I cannot afford to lose this job, but it's stressing me the fuck out. It's a piss test by the way.

I'm 5'11, about 200lbs. I have no idea what my metabolism is, but let's assume it's bad.

Buzzby · 03-22-2008, 05:22 AM

There is no way to get clean enough to pass a UA in 24 hours. Substitution (with clean natural urine or synthetic urine) is a possibility if the tests aren't observed. You'll find the sticky thread that tells you everything about substitution near the top of the forum's listing.

Usually, "random" tests aren't announced in advance - it takes away the element of surprise that's the reason for random testing. What makes you think that they notify testees 24 hours in advance?

Just Ben · 03-22-2008, 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzzby

There is no way to get clean enough to pass a UA in 24 hours. Substitution (with clean natural urine or synthetic urine) is a possibility if the tests aren't observed. You'll find the sticky thread that tells you everything about substitution near the top of the forum's listing.

Usually, "random" tests aren't announced in advance - it takes away the element of surprise that's the reason for random testing. What makes you think that they notify testees 24 hours in advance?

Well, I've been told that you are notified in advance to give you a chance to send in a resignation letter.

03-22-2008, 04:43 AM	#1
Just Ben New Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 3 Grams: 1,634.80 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Working for TSA but dying to smoke. I'm sure you guys get asked this all the time, but I work at a job that randomly drug tests and I'm worried that if I start smoking again that I'll get caught. Is there anyway I can truly ever be safe while regularly smoking? I believe they give you 24 hours notice or at least they're supposed to legally. I cannot afford to lose this job, but it's stressing me the fuck out. It's a piss test by the way. I'm 5'11, about 200lbs. I have no idea what my metabolism is, but let's assume it's bad. Last edited by Just Ben : 03-22-2008 at 04:49 AM.

03-22-2008, 05:22 AM	#2
Buzzby Buddhist Curmudgeon Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 16,803 Grams: 91,185.57 Thanks: 995 Thanked 6,795 Times in 3,138 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	There is no way to get clean enough to pass a UA in 24 hours. Substitution (with clean natural urine or synthetic urine) is a possibility if the tests aren't observed. You'll find the sticky thread that tells you everything about substitution near the top of the forum's listing. Usually, "random" tests aren't announced in advance - it takes away the element of surprise that's the reason for random testing. What makes you think that they notify testees 24 hours in advance? __________________ 60% of the people of America now say we are heading toward a depression. Not a recession, a depression. We are in desperate need of profitable industries that we can tax. Um... Now can we legalize pot? ~ Bill Maher Theocracy Watch

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