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Old 03-24-2008, 12:39 AM   #1
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I'm an everyday smoker for the past 2 years. I began my detox with Herbal Clean "Premium Detox" with jump start included. It details a 7-10 day complete cleansing program (liver cleanser, gastro formula, flora regulating, blood circulation formula, enzyme producing blend, kidney health formula, fiber, prebiotic, total cleanser) with a money back guarantee. I have been herb free for the past 9 days drinking between 64 and 192 oz of water each day during this period. I am only 135 lbs and over 6 ft so metabolites should secrete more quickly, claims research, however, I have not done much physical activity in the last week or so and know i can't within about 2 days prior. I plan on taking the Jump Start tommorow morning before my test with 64 oz over the duration of an hour. Should I be fine for the rest of the day after my first 3-4 urinations. It's a probation test so precision in answering is much oblidged.
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I'm really sorry you wasted all that time, effort, and expense.

Detox products are a very expensive means of doing the same thing as the dilution scheme outlined in these posts:

Dilution and aspirin-- the technique

DILUTION: tips, tricks and guidelines from N2

There is nothing, I repeat, nothing that removes THC metabolites from your system, other than time and exercise. You can spend $50 - $100 on "magic" drinks or pills and not do any better than you could with vitamins, aspirin, and Gatorade. Many people do worse because of the false claims of the manufacturers. The money-back guarantees are not any kind of insurance that the goop works. People who have applied for their money back are usually told that they must have done something wrong for the stuff to fail.

Pushing water for several days in advance of a UA does nothing to speed the elimination of THC metabolites. The only real use for large amounts of water is immediately before the UA, to dilute the urine that's in your bladder.

Having little body fat means that you probably have less of a THC metabolite load than a fatter person who smokes the same amount. THC metabolites reside within fat cells. The less fat, the fewer cells in which it can hide.

Hopefully, your detox products contained enough creatine to keep you in the normal range for the test.
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