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Eric420

Today, 3/26/08 I stopped smoking for a drug test. Alright so I have my first ever drug test this Tuesday on April 1st and I'm pretty worried about it lmao. I've read a lot of ways to get rid of the THC in my system and I'm going to try to piss on dat test haha. But I'm not sure if I'm going to fail or not see'ing how much marijuana I consumed.. But heres a little something to know and will do before it.

I smoked 1 blunt this morning, 2 yesterday, and 2 on friday for the past week.. I believe thats the only times I've been smoking since I've kinda cut down or don't smoke that much anymore but I'm not sure if thats hard to get rid of or if it's a lot.. So I'm going to be drinking a lot of water/cranberry juice I have a gallon a day or so maybe 2 the day before and 4gallons 4hours before the drug test. Also will be pissing a lot as you know to get rid of it. I might also try and find some vitamin B(?) pills and take 1 a day or so since I heard thats a good way to get rid of it.. May work out a little bit or run to sweat a lot as well.

Question: With the consumed marijuana I did, and the things I will need to do before my test, you think I will pass?

Please give more advice or whatever on what I should do.

Very much appreciated.

 

peaceasy

April 1st, thats about 5 days... you definitely should substitute. It's just not drinking fluids that flush it out of your system, but burning fat (as in exercise) is another contributor. THC sticks to your fat cells and is released along with burning that fat. The more you don't smoke and burn whatever is in your system now is how you truly get it out of your system.

I don't think 5 days is going to be enough time to get your system clean, read N2's Substitution guidelines and try to get a substitute.

Buzzby

It doesn't sound like you really want to pass that test...

Drinking a lot of water for days before the test does nothing to help you eliminate THC metabolites from your system. THC metabolites are not water soluble. They reside in body fat and gradually leach out as the fat is burned. Nothing but time and fat-burning exercise will get THC metabolites out of your body.

BTW, drinking four gallons of water all at once could kill you. Look up "water intoxication". It flushes the electrolytes (which are water soluble) out of your system. When this happens, osmotic pressure forces more water into the cells, causing them to cease functioning or even to rupture. A healthy adult can only excrete about a quart of urine in an hour.

If it didn't kill you or make you terribly ill, it would throw the test results so far out of normal human ranges that you would certainly get a "negative-dilute" result, meaning that you'd fail the test or be required to take another, possibly under observation.

Nope. Doesn't work.

B-vitamins do nothing to clear THC metabolites from your system. Their only value is in coloring your diluted urine yellow so it won't look diluted.

Working out will burn fat, releasing THC metabolites into your bloodstream. Therefore, cease all exercise and go into fat-storing mode (pig out) three days prior to the UA to avoid having it show up in your urine. Very little THC metabolite is excreted in sweat.

At the top of this forum's listing are sticky threads on dilution and substitution. Read them and get the facts.

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Eric420

Yeh I read them stickys and don't think I can pull a substitute lol seems so weird and retarded trying hide that shit.. Also I didn't find out I had the test until yesterday so I didn't have time to think and all this shit to do.. So you want me to eat mad shit and excercize? Lol and also is it true if you put a drop of Visine it will make it change somewhat? I heard that somewhere.. And how much piss do they collect anywayz? They don't check if you have sometime near your crotch or anything or your body and do they tell you to take off your sweater or some shit because you can always have a small container filled with it agaisnt ur body. And does it matter when you substitute your piss as in time? I can get someone's piss and hand them it days later on da test w/ of course the substitution near ur crotch and shit?

Bhikku

Couldn't be any more retarded than smoking a blunt AFTER you know you're going to have to do a drug test...

But you still smoked a blunt this morning? All of your questions are explained throughly in the stickies you claim to have read, but here it goes...

Pretty much pointless for you at this point. I seriously doubt you'll be able to dilute and exercise the THC out of your system if you've smoked five blunts in the last three days.

Yeah, it'll come up as an adulterated sample and you'll fail the test.

2 oz./45 ml

No.

If you freeze it. If you leave piss out at room temperature for too long, the proteins in the sample will begin to decay and you will fail the test.

No offense bud, but it sounds like you screwed the pooch on this one.

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Eric420

Wow you serious about this



If you freeze it. If you leave piss out at room temperature for too long, the proteins in the sample will begin to decay and you will fail the test.

How long do I have to freeze it for? God damn thats pretty gay..

FakeBoobsRule

Eric420 you said that you read the stickies but it doesn't look like you did. After reading those stickies you should have a good grasp on how to substitute, how much to use, how to store it, etc as well as that pissing or going to the bathroom a lot or drinking lots of water and cranberry juice doesn't actually do very much. I suggest that you re read them again if you really want to pass the test.

Bhikku, 2 ounces is not the same as 45 mls. 1 ounce equals 30 mls!

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Eric420

No I did read the stickies, but it never said if you get some urine from a friend days before it it it will not work because what that dude said it can kill the shit in the piss and crap. Thats the only problem I got. Putting it in my crotch and walking is fine with me I already practice and I can do it, I already got clean urine and all that jazz.

FXjohn

You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

Eric420

Why thank you sir.