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Illini1111 · 03-31-2008, 05:51 PM

I have a drug test coming up with Quest Diagnostics in a few days. I took one of their tests on Friday and was told to just drink a lot of water (did about 1 1/2 gallons) and then use B-vitamins to mask the dilution, well that sounded good, but I just got a call and the test was INCONCLUSIVE because my piss was TOO DILUTED.

The last time I smoked was last night. Normally I smoke 1-2 times a week....

What should I do?
I heard something about jello working a few hours before the test, becaues it puts a coat around your piss. I work at GNC, so I know they got a lot of Detox drinks... any suggestions. I have a 16 oz. Strip-NC drink, but it is 15 days expired... I don't know if that matters though....

Advice plzzzz, I really need to get this internship.

Trocisp · 03-31-2008, 06:33 PM

You need to use fake urine. Or substitute with another person (who doesn't do drugs) urine.

You're not going to pass via dilution.

dan3 · 03-31-2008, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trocisp

You need to use fake urine. Or substitute with another person (who doesn't do drugs) urine.

You're not going to pass via dilution.

Yeah... What he said :P

diluting isnt going to cut it at this point. start practicing substitution and good luck!

**Sec** · 03-31-2008, 07:57 PM

Your detox drinks are nothing more than a method to dilute. You tried that and it wasn't what it was advertized to be. Stop believing everything you sell. Read the dilution method to find out why your product did not work the first time, and read the substitution method to find out what you should do for the next time.

Illini1111 · 03-31-2008, 08:36 PM

I actually did not use a Detox drink.... I just drank A LOT of water... that's all. I don't know how I would possibly get synthetic urine in there though, since they basically make you empty all your pockets and it's like a small search... How would I be able to get substituted urine in there?

JaggedJesus · 03-31-2008, 09:10 PM

Read N2's stickied guide on substitution.

You'll probably have to use some sort of small container held in your underwear. They can't search you "down there," and if done correctly, it's one of the most efficient methods of test spoofing.

CADILLAC FATS · 04-01-2008, 03:46 AM

Go with the substitution.

oLiLlY · 04-01-2008, 06:34 PM

Yea, if its just for employment so they cant watch you anyway. You need to where some tight underwear and stuff the bottle down there as uncomfortable as it may seem..but once you get in there your good to go. Just dont use the dispensing cap because it will make noises. Just unscrew the cap and pour in the sample cup and you'll be fine as long as its at body temp.

Illini1111 · 04-01-2008, 08:38 PM

Is a 1.7oz bottle big enough??

Trocisp · 04-01-2008, 08:44 PM

Illini1111, you will need a minimum of 2.0oz. If you can get a slightly larger one, you'll probably be better off.

03-31-2008, 05:51 PM	#1
Illini1111 New Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 3 Grams: 284.70 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Drug test within 4 days........ ADVICE PLZ!!!! I have a drug test coming up with Quest Diagnostics in a few days. I took one of their tests on Friday and was told to just drink a lot of water (did about 1 1/2 gallons) and then use B-vitamins to mask the dilution, well that sounded good, but I just got a call and the test was INCONCLUSIVE because my piss was TOO DILUTED. The last time I smoked was last night. Normally I smoke 1-2 times a week.... What should I do? I heard something about jello working a few hours before the test, becaues it puts a coat around your piss. I work at GNC, so I know they got a lot of Detox drinks... any suggestions. I have a 16 oz. Strip-NC drink, but it is 15 days expired... I don't know if that matters though.... Advice plzzzz, I really need to get this internship.

03-31-2008, 06:33 PM	#2
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03-31-2008, 07:57 PM	#4
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03-31-2008, 08:36 PM	#5
Illini1111 New Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 3 Grams: 284.70 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	I actually did not use a Detox drink.... I just drank A LOT of water... that's all. I don't know how I would possibly get synthetic urine in there though, since they basically make you empty all your pockets and it's like a small search... How would I be able to get substituted urine in there?

03-31-2008, 09:10 PM	#6
JaggedJesus New Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 35 Grams: 784.95 Groans: 1 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 3 Thanked 8 Times in 8 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Read N2's stickied guide on substitution. You'll probably have to use some sort of small container held in your underwear. They can't search you "down there," and if done correctly, it's one of the most efficient methods of test spoofing.

04-01-2008, 03:46 AM	#7
CADILLAC FATS New Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 70 Grams: 792.95 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Go with the substitution.

04-01-2008, 06:34 PM	#8
oLiLlY New Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 27 Grams: 550.85 Groans: 0 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Yea, if its just for employment so they cant watch you anyway. You need to where some tight underwear and stuff the bottle down there as uncomfortable as it may seem..but once you get in there your good to go. Just dont use the dispensing cap because it will make noises. Just unscrew the cap and pour in the sample cup and you'll be fine as long as its at body temp.

04-01-2008, 08:38 PM	#9
Illini1111 New Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 3 Grams: 284.70 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Is a 1.7oz bottle big enough??

04-01-2008, 08:44 PM	#10
Trocisp Now, with Extra Honesty. Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,574 Grams: 26,497.07 Groans: 20 Groaned at 25 Times in 21 Posts Thanks: 585 Thanked 1,023 Times in 673 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Illini1111, you will need a minimum of 2.0oz. If you can get a slightly larger one, you'll probably be better off.

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