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Jazz Janga

I'll tell you what you should do. You should smoke a huge blunt the night before the test, and show up for your test stoned.

This will short-circuit your effort to be put into indentured servitude and forced to commit war crimes in an illegal war of aggression. The people in power right now are a gang of criminals.

Joining the military under this administration is not only profoundly foolish, it's morally wrong. The military is not an elite. They are murderers and paid mercenary thugs. They are the same people who support long prison terms for nonviolent marijuana offenders. You may not be able to see the armbands, but they are fascists. Don't enlist.
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JDizzle08

Whats funny is that I guess ill be a paid thug. Its not your choice if I go in it's mine. I don't go around bashing you so don't come at me like that. If you could even read i said in my first post that if your going to do that then dont it's a waste of time. But looks like a mod got to you before i could. Use your brain and get a life

DaCoD3

How about an update?? I'm in the same boat, want to see how it went.

DaCoD3

Did you pass or what!!

Sec

Jdizzle08 hasn't logged in to this website since he posted that last message. My guess is that he is gone - for awhile at least

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DaCoD3

still no word????

anxious

let this one die.

DaCoD3

OK since he's not gonna finish what he started, ill finish it for him. I went to MEPS yesterday and today, I'm waiting to get the results of the urinalysis. I took like 4 drug tests before i went, THE ONLY thing that actually made a difference is water and lots of it, I tried niacin, cranberry juice, sweating in a sauna until i threw up and countless other methods after a month of not smoking and doing all of those i took the first test-i tested positive for thc, then i drank a TON of water and waited about 12 hours while taking as many pisses as possible and took another test and i was clean! then to make sure, i tested my self the next day and i failed then i drank some water and tested again and i passed SO hopefully MEPS isnt going to fail me because if i pass it means i will have a future, so god help me!

pooh bear

Also you can try cranberry juice and sure-jell (in jell-o section at grocery market)1 gallon of cranberry mix packets in juice shake it up void until you're urine is clear drink a capful of vinegar then go and take your test.I've been doing this for years my uncle hooked me up with this very inexpensive remedy he had to test for his parole officer he'll smoke a blunt,mix up the solution, when he's done, go test, and pass with flying colors.

Sec

For Pete's sake!!!

Do a search of the word 'dilute' or 'negative dilute'. this might work for a simple dip style of test with no integrity test, but it definetly won't work for an employment test.

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