rnachbar15

I am on probation and i smoke everyday atleast 2 times a day. If my probation officer calls me in to take a pee test and i have 24 hours to take the test.. what do i have to do to get myself clean? i am trying to figure out if i should still smoke or not. I am 6 foot 210 and i am very muscular.. i work out everyday. Give me some feedback so i can see if i should continue to smoke because i love to smoke weed.

steakii

You are fucked, that is really all there is to it. You could try some kind of substitution method, but nearly all probation officers require an observed test, which is illegal so that would just be something extra if he caught you. If you try to dilute you will probably still fail and you wont pass the validation test because you dont have enough time to take creatine. I really hate to say this, but it looks like you are looking at a probation violation.

I would still try a massive dilute , by some luck of god you might pass, but the odds of that are very slim. You are a heavy user with no clean time with a most likely observed test. There isnt much hope.


EDIT: i read your post completly wrong. I thought you said you had to take a test in 24 hours, not that it was a possibility. But what i said is what will happen if you get a call that you need to take a test with no prep.

Stop smoking weed and dont start again until your are 100% off probation. Its better to be sober and free than sober and in jail. You dont want to mess around on probation. Think about how much it would suck to have to spend time in jail just because you love weed so much. Keep it sober for however long you have probation and just think about how high you will be once you smoke when you get off.

StonedImmaculate21

1st: Stop smoking weed immediately. Today. Right now. You have two options: stay at home and not smoke weed, or go to jail and not smoke weed.

2nd: Do your homework. This site should provide all the information you need for dilution. Just be careful of drinking too much water; this can lead to hyponatremia (water intoxication) and death.

Really, dude, stop smoking until your probation ends. The last thing this country needs is another person in jail (which I and everyone else have to pay for) over something stupid like this. It's just not worth it.

Good luck!

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