FeelingScrewed

here it is...

I am 22, 6'2 180 pounds with a very high metabolism. i smoke pretty much every day, so i am certainly considered a "heavy user." i have a urinalysis on thursday that i just found out about for a job that i really want. unfortunately, i have only been clean for about five hours. planning on loading up on creatine starting today (monday) as well as following the dilution techniques including B vites and a multivite, salt, rolaids, creatine, gatorade, and tons of water, and I already bought the triple strength Vale. i also plan on doing intense cardio exercise every day between now and the test. basically, i am pulling out all of the stops in hopes of covering up what a huge stoner i am!

What are my chances of this actually working? any suggestions or changes to what i already plan on doing? any suggestions help. thanks.