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FeelingScrewed · 05-12-2008, 11:37 PM

here it is...

I am 22, 6'2 180 pounds with a very high metabolism. i smoke pretty much every day, so i am certainly considered a "heavy user." i have a urinalysis on thursday that i just found out about for a job that i really want. unfortunately, i have only been clean for about five hours. planning on loading up on creatine starting today (monday) as well as following the dilution techniques including B vites and a multivite, salt, rolaids, creatine, gatorade, and tons of water, and I already bought the triple strength Vale. i also plan on doing intense cardio exercise every day between now and the test. basically, i am pulling out all of the stops in hopes of covering up what a huge stoner i am!

What are my chances of this actually working? any suggestions or changes to what i already plan on doing? any suggestions help. thanks.

Darque Pervert · 05-13-2008, 12:01 AM

Either order some QuickFix synthetic urine (get it delivered overnight!) or ask a friend who you KNOW is clean to provide you some.
Three days is not enough time to dilute.

Good luck.

NeverWasted · 05-13-2008, 12:11 AM

Wouldn't waste my time and especially money at GNC unless it's an instant test. I failed with Strip NC on a lab sent, and feel at least it is my civic duty to report. It's left up to you.

Buzzby · 05-13-2008, 12:22 AM

Darque is correct. It's too late for a heavy smoker to be able to pass with dilution. For future reference, heavy exercise is inadvisable for three days prior to a urinalysis. Fat-burning exercise releases stored THC metabolites into the bloodstream, from which they end up in your urine.

BunnywhoSmokes · 05-13-2008, 01:00 AM

Use QF or someone else's urine. You'll most likely fail any other way.

FeelingScrewed · 05-13-2008, 01:32 AM

fake piss it is then. i can just get that at the headshop by my house. however, i have heard that getting it within the temperature range is really difficult, and storing it scares me too, hence the reason i was going for dilution. how would you recommend i go about the synthetic urine plan then?? thanks for all your help folks!

FXjohn · 05-13-2008, 01:56 AM

If you can be bothered to read it, please see the "substitution sticky" thread at the top of the forum

FeelingScrewed · 05-13-2008, 02:11 AM

i read a goop portion of it. the stuff i am using is called ULTRA PURE. hopefully it works. so what about the chances of it being observed? my friend had UAS (granted, he was on probation) and they were all watched by some guy. nothing in the substitution forum really gave a definitive answer regarding whether/not employment screens are ever observed. i know i am rambling, but i really want this job and will do just about whatever it takes to get past this damn drug test.

FeelingScrewed · 05-13-2008, 02:11 AM

good portion, obviously

**Sec** · 05-13-2008, 02:34 AM

Here is your definate answer:

Pre-employment tests are unobserved unless the collector sees substitution or adulteration materials, the donor provides a specimen that is off temperature or is off color or otherwise indicative of tampering.

Probation and military testing is usually always observed.

05-12-2008, 11:37 PM	#1
FeelingScrewed New Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 39 Grams: 610.35 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 4 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Test Thursday--Heavy user--Screwed?? here it is... I am 22, 6'2 180 pounds with a very high metabolism. i smoke pretty much every day, so i am certainly considered a "heavy user." i have a urinalysis on thursday that i just found out about for a job that i really want. unfortunately, i have only been clean for about five hours. planning on loading up on creatine starting today (monday) as well as following the dilution techniques including B vites and a multivite, salt, rolaids, creatine, gatorade, and tons of water, and I already bought the triple strength Vale. i also plan on doing intense cardio exercise every day between now and the test. basically, i am pulling out all of the stops in hopes of covering up what a huge stoner i am! What are my chances of this actually working? any suggestions or changes to what i already plan on doing? any suggestions help. thanks.

05-13-2008, 12:01 AM	#2
Darque Pervert Jive Honkey Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 5,639 Grams: 21,447.95 Groans: 12 Groaned at 15 Times in 13 Posts Thanks: 270 Thanked 753 Times in 475 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: -1.000%	Either order some QuickFix synthetic urine (get it delivered overnight!) or ask a friend who you KNOW is clean to provide you some. Three days is not enough time to dilute. Good luck. __________________ Life is always a spiral. It's the choices of the individual as to whether that spiral is aimed up or down. Marijuana.com Posting Guidelines - Read them! Love them! Live by them! Search - It's how information gets found! Don't know how to search? Learn the art of searching! Please play the Google Images Game!

05-13-2008, 12:22 AM	#4
Buzzby Buddhist Curmudgeon Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 14,168 Grams: 42,613.89 Groans: 33 Groaned at 42 Times in 35 Posts Thanks: 486 Thanked 3,511 Times in 1,779 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Darque is correct. It's too late for a heavy smoker to be able to pass with dilution. For future reference, heavy exercise is inadvisable for three days prior to a urinalysis. Fat-burning exercise releases stored THC metabolites into the bloodstream, from which they end up in your urine. __________________ McCain voted with Bush 90% of the time. Do we really want four more years of the same old shit? ~ Buzzby, 08/31/2008 Theocracy Watch

05-13-2008, 02:34 AM	#10
Sec Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 6,233 Grams: 37,779.53 Groans: 15 Groaned at 29 Times in 24 Posts Thanks: 664 Thanked 1,483 Times in 913 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Here is your definate answer: Pre-employment tests are unobserved unless the collector sees substitution or adulteration materials, the donor provides a specimen that is off temperature or is off color or otherwise indicative of tampering. Probation and military testing is usually always observed. __________________ Guidelines. Search http://www.marijuana.com/drug-test/index

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NeverWasted New Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 3 Grams: 425.05 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Wouldn't waste my time and especially money at GNC unless it's an instant test. I failed with Strip NC on a lab sent, and feel at least it is my civic duty to report. It's left up to you.

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BunnywhoSmokes New Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 28 Grams: 665.90 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Use QF or someone else's urine. You'll most likely fail any other way.

05-13-2008, 01:32 AM	#6
FeelingScrewed New Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 39 Grams: 610.35 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 4 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	fake piss it is then. i can just get that at the headshop by my house. however, i have heard that getting it within the temperature range is really difficult, and storing it scares me too, hence the reason i was going for dilution. how would you recommend i go about the synthetic urine plan then?? thanks for all your help folks!

05-13-2008, 01:56 AM	#7
FXjohn Jr. Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 239 Grams: 1,696.80 Groans: 5 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 3 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	If you can be bothered to read it, please see the "substitution sticky" thread at the top of the forum

05-13-2008, 02:11 AM	#8
FeelingScrewed New Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 39 Grams: 610.35 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 4 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	i read a goop portion of it. the stuff i am using is called ULTRA PURE. hopefully it works. so what about the chances of it being observed? my friend had UAS (granted, he was on probation) and they were all watched by some guy. nothing in the substitution forum really gave a definitive answer regarding whether/not employment screens are ever observed. i know i am rambling, but i really want this job and will do just about whatever it takes to get past this damn drug test.

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