Daniel IV:XX

cuz me be smokin too much ganja, and be runnin outta money.

got no food for my belly, got no gas for my coupe de ville. gotta walk to the supermarket for some golden seal.


but seriously.
i need to find a job. im gonna stop smokin the ganj till after i do, but i need a detox that will keep me clean as long as i stay clean. sometime next week im getting a check from teh irs for 300 bux. so, what should i get? i looked up goldenseal, and the internet told me that it basically doesnt work. so, what should i do?

Trocisp

Said time and time again.

Only time and abstinence will clean out your system.

Daniel IV:XX

except when you buy detox. or drink a shit ton of water and cranberry juice. i just dont want to do that, cuz its painful, cranberry juice gives me heartburn

tokinGLX

actually, drinking green tea goes lengths and bounds above what abstinence alone does for cleaning out your system. so does sweating(as such from a sauna, a couple times a day).

maintaining a healthy lifestyle also helps.

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anxious

it all comes down to metabolism.

thc metabolites are stored in fat cells and fatty tissues. those cells are naturally "turned over" after time. increasing metabolism (a credit given to green tea, long duration/low intensity exercise, eating high calorie meals) helps metabolize the thc, and turn over the fat cells.

speed will raise your metabolism as well. but, mosts panels are looking for speed too -

there are a lot of schools of thought on "cleansing" the liver, the body's filter, where thc is metabolized, before it is released into the bladder/urine.

some thoughts include milk thistle and liver cleanse supplements, and even drinks containin warm water, lemon juice and olive oil.

these things can't hurt, but, it comes down to releasing the metabolites from the fat and fatty organs, metabolization by the liver, and secretion into the urine/feces.

(in fact, thc metabolites inhibit tumor growth in the lungs and liver- but damn that evil weed, and all those who use it. go figure)

FXjohn

fascinating. can you prove that?

illusions

That's all nonsense. There's no magical way to cleanse your body of THC,lol. Either dilute or sub, cheap and easy.

tokinGLX

tea contains polyphenols and polyphenols induce cytochrome p-450 into your system, which helps to metabolize the thc and get it out of your body.

Sec

Not enough to make a difference in the time frame usually allowed for testing. Most people have less than 2-3 days notice for pre-employment and only a few hours at most for randoms. The OP's best bet is to stop smoking, stop looking for a magical detox formula, pill, potion or recipe. Simply stop smoking pot and begin looking for a job.

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tokinGLX

haha, yall are funny. so youre saying that his best bet is to just not smoke...and not worry about doing everything else that they can to aid the detox of their system¿

that just does not make any sense.
did i say or imply anywhere that it was a magical one day detox¿

do you honestly think that drinking tea will not help in metabolizing thc out of your body¿

sec, you offer horrible advice. i am sorry if you take offense at this, but saying to simply stop smoking and let things lie at that is sub par for somebody wanting to get clean as soon as they possibly can.


drink plenty of water, juice, and green tea in your day.
work out a lot- bike, run, swim and when you are walking wherever, walk at a brisk pace.
eat lots of smaller meals throughout the day.
cut the unhealthy crap out of your diet- fatty foods and sugar water(soda) need to go. please dont try to fool your body by buying diet soda. youre not helping anything out with that stuff.
sit in a sauna and sweat sweat sweat. (make sure youre drinking plenty of water)
mix some bentonite into your morning and/or night tea


a person that maintains this lifestyle will help their body detox MUCH faster than a person who does not. in fact, if you do these things on a regular basis(i try to do all but the sauna...dont really have access to one) while smoking pot, you will notice that your tolerance is not quite as high as it used to be, and if you were to have to take a drug test, you would be 3 steps ahead on the detoxing process.