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Old 05-14-2008, 11:06 PM   #1
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I got popped for a drug test on tues the 6th I had know notice,I had smoked a little a day before. someone said try certo (jelly Jarring substance) he swore by it. so i did pissed a diluted sample first and had to retest. pissed dirty... REAL DIRTY. 64 what ever that means. I know the threshhold is 25. I quit smoking and began drinking tons of water and am currently taking two cleansers one 7 day and one 14 day... I have an interview on fri... then there will be a second one. then I will have to piss so I dont know how long I have, but I need this job...bad.. I took two hits(small) on a pipe today(I know I'm dumb shit) but its done... I was smoking bluberry coush so it wasnt like redbud... subbing is out of the question cuz they stare at my pecker the whole time. I should also add Im 6' 185 lbs and not much fat but some Also I passed a test at the same lab using a drink and staying clean for 7 days but it was red bud or shwag... I cant exercise cuz a bad back any good ideas or am i fukd
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Old 05-15-2008, 01:19 AM   #2
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Certo, so-called "detox" products, and drinking tons of water well in advance of the test are a waste of time and money. Detox products used right before the test may serve to facilitate a dilution, but using the dilution protocol detailed in the sticky at the top of this forum is much more reliable and a lot less expensive.
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