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elevenhour

I am 5'9, 156 lbs, very good metabolism.

Alright so my uneducated parents are doing my end of the month drug test probably either may 19th or the 20th. Heres the situation:

They always get the First Check drugtests from CVS. And i'm never watched while I go into the bathroom to take this test. The last time I took it I smoked a week before and pissed a little in it, and dipped a little bit of toilet water in there too and passed. I felt like that was a lucky shot... and I don't want to even have the risk of failing.

I quit starting the beginning of may, may 1st to be exact. Before that I smoked regularly and after a week, on may 7th I took one (pretty big) hit out of a piece. Since then I haven't smoked at all, have worked out, drank plenty of water.

I just went out (today's a saturday, may 16th) and bought a first check drugtest and did not pass. I'm wondering what my next steps (until monday night or tuesday) should be in order to pass indefinitely. Please get back to me, I greatly appreciate it!

 

Sec

The only way to pass indefinitely, is to quit smoking pot indefinitely. If your parents are drug testing you because they don't want you smoking pot while living in their home, you should respect their wishes. Until you can support yourself and assume the consequences of your actions yourself, without the help of your parents, you should not smoke pot.

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elevenhour

That's a great way to look at it, but still not a help to my solution. I absolutely respect their wishes but you don't understand how they view it; it's like the propaganda seen in reefer madness. My mom thinks it will automatically lead to crack, and it makes you lazy. Shit that you see in the drug commercials. I don't plan to do it around them, and I absolutely don't want to do it not because it's not harmful, but because I respect them and what they would want for me. I go to college in about 3 weeks where all this isn't moderated..and I wholeheartedly agree the time to do it is when parents aren't even involved. But you see, this is probably the last test I'll have to take- that's why this one is crucial.

Sec

You are young enough that you probably have a very fast metabolism. That being said, you could probably pass a drug test relatively quickly after smoking. I would advise you that when you are approached with a drug test, say that you need to drink water first. Drink as much water as you are allowed as fast as you can. You will be diluted, but that is the entire idea. The instant tests apparently don't check for specific gravity or creatinine levels. That is why you were able to get away with dipping from the toilet on your prior test.

I really think you are more worried than you need to be, especially if you don't smoke anymore until after you are out of your parents house. That way, they can test you all they want, and you will pass anytime, anywhere.

elevenhour

Alright. So you don't think the method of bleaching or getting someone else's is really necessary? I have countless bottles of water accessible all this weekend, and I can drink a whole lot of water on monday, say I take it monday night. Another question would be.. should I worry about trying to drink mass amounts of water now, or the actual day of testing?

 

Sec

There is a thread with the word 'dilution' in the title. It is stickied at the upper area of the urine testing menu page. Read the first page of that thread, then go to the last page and start reading back until you understand the concept of dilution and how it all works.

Keep in mind that you will be tested using the home test. No check for integrity panels here. You can drink as much water as needed to pass. Just take a (1) multivitamin every 5 hours or so on the day of your test. That way, no matter how much water you drink, your urine will maintain a slightly yellow color. You could drink iced tea, gatorade, koolaid, mountain dew, whatever. It really doesn't matter, but the important thing for your situation is to drink plenty of fluids on the day of your test.

You don't need to go crazy and make yourself sick, but you need to keep well hydrated. If you want to know for sure, get a home test yourself, tomorrow and test yourself about 1 hour after drinking a 20 ounce gatorade. I'll bet you pass.

elevenhour

So then a "One-A-Day" Multivitamin would do just the trick. Well like I said, I just tried to take the test today but probably just didn't have a sufficient amount of water to dilute it. I have 6 periods of school and I'll just drink a bottle per period, plus at lunch on the day of. I appreciate your help.

Bilbo3452

If i were you, and just had to beat an at home test. I would dilute and take b2 to add color. You might as well scoop up toilet water as well. That will dilute it even more. I would give just enough urine to make the sample look yellow and fill the rest with toilet water. piece of cake.

elevenhour

Also a good method. Thanks for the advice.