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Koondog

Alright I will explain this the best I can.

I sent my resume in to a company that was doing work overseas.

I am currently have been unemployed for over a month and have been smokin daily. I would guess depending on the day but maybe a gram a day, lets just assume one fatty of rego's.

Now I get a call 3 days ago to go over seas for a government job. No biggie I think I will take a drug test when I get my physical, use someone else's clean urine and be all set right....nope. I find out they are flying me out of state. And for 2-3 days be doing all the HR stuff there, drug test and paperwork. Now I don't know when or even where I will take my drug test. I don't know if they are sending it in, or just doing a quick screen, let alone what day and time I will be taking it.

Not good.

So I quit smoking 2 days ago. And imagine the test will be between 7-9 Days. I would use the dilution method but because I don't know what the situation is exactly when I get over there, I cant plan for a certain time or even know if I can have access to a ton of water or pills. I cant just be sitting in front of my future employer the whole time downing water and pissing every 20 min acting like nothings strange.

So I figure this is what I can do. CORRECT ME IF I AM WRONG

1) After I get off the plan immediately strap a "SUB-SOLUTION SYNTHETIC CLEAN URINE" to my thigh for a just in case it come out of the blue scenario.

2) Buy a whizzanator and throw that in my bag just in case I have a heads up on when and where I have to take the test. For ex, I get there meet the employer he gives me the key to the room and tells me to come in tomorrow and take the test and fill out paper work. I would strap the thing on and just go do what I have to do. Best case scenario.

3) I bought 10 THC drug test on ebay and was going to try to flush my system as best as possible to see if I could flush it in under a week. Im talking fairly hardcore. 1, 45 min HARD run in the morning, and a hour of cardio at night. Drinking plenty of water, and stimulants ie... caffeine, fat burners. And eat clean. And test and see if maybe I could piss a good negative before I even get off the plane.

Any suggestions? I know this is long but this job is 6 figs plus and I am only 21 and don't want to mess this up. Its a great opportunity and I want it bad. I'm stressing. PLEASE ANY INFO WOULD HELP!

Thanks in advance!

 

nyarltep

Sounds like you have it well thought out. I am not sure you will be able to "flush" your system in time. I like ideas 1 and 2. Have you read the stickies here about dilution and substitution? Someone here with more experience may give you your odds of dilution at your current thc staturation levels. To me it does not look good, go for substitution. Try a little social engineering or even googling to see if you can find out more info about where and when the test will be. If it will be observed and what kind of test. Good luck!

Sec

You don't need the wizzinator. You have the synthetic. Just put a handwarmer on it each day and keep it taped to your thigh, every day, all day. That way you are ready to go when they want you to.

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