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Old 05-20-2008, 10:06 PM   #1
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I had made a critical error in keeping track of my dates to visit the p.o.'s office and was forced to report on an evenings notice. I have passed on 24 hours abstinence before (posted in the dillution results thread), but less than 12 hours from consistantly smoking 3-4 bowls daily had me shaking in my boots. However....I passed! I used a dillution method similiar to the one posted here. Heres what worked for me.

I am an active 27 year old male, 180 lbs, I got a lil beer belly and a good bit of muscle mass. I last smoked Monday at 3:00 pm and had to report to the office at 9 am Tuesday.
I started over hydrating at Midnight.
+12:00 - 32 oz Gatorade, 2 300 mg Aspirin, 1 250 mg Niacin, 1 50 mg Pamabrom (an otc pms diuretic pill), 1 200 mg caffeine, 1 cup coffee
+12:15 to 2:45 am - 32 oz water every 15 min.
+ 3:00 - 32 oz water, 4 300 mg aspirin, 1 50 mg Pamabrom, 250 mg niacin
+ 3:15 to 5:45 am - 32 oz water every 15 min.
+ 6:00 - 32 oz water, 1 cup coffee, 4 300 mg aspirin, 1 50 mg pamabrom, 1 B complex vitamin
+ 6:15 to 6:45 - 32 oz of water every 15 min.
+ 7:00 am -32 oz of water, 2 300 mg aspirin, 1 B complex vitamin.
+ 7:15 - 8:30 - 32 oz of water every 15 min.
At 8:30 I started walking to the office, voided twice in the 10 min walk.
I also drank a 16 oz Mt. Dew along the walk.
~ 10:00 Passed the test after enduring the agony of holding all that liquid in for longer than 15 min.

The test was a nida-5 dipstick quick test, and does not test ph or creatine levels. And it is directly monitored, so substitution is not an option. At the peak of hydrating I was voiding every 10 minutes if not faster. I kept light on the B vitamins cause I was aiming for a natural subdued yellow tone, not the neon yellow green from too much B. Well thats what worked for me this time. I wouldnt bank on having similiar results but it is possible to pass a short notice urine test with the dillution method and the ability to endure prolonged physical self torture (cause it is uncomfortable as hell, but I do always feel refreshed at the end of it).
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Old 05-20-2008, 11:01 PM   #2
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One word, DAMN!
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Old 05-21-2008, 01:05 AM   #3
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If they'd done the usual verification tests to make sure that you hadn't diluted, your results would almost certainly have been "negative-dilute". You would have had the same results if you'd done nothing but drink all of those fluids.

Since most tests include the verifications, your method wouldn't work for them.
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Yea, this guy has got to have either the laziest or dumbest PO in the world.
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Its worked with more than one, they see any kind of line and its good enough for them. But yeah, if they looked hard at all I'd be boned.
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