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I need some help deciding on what type of pipe to get. I have $85 spare and just lost my chillum. I want to have something I can conceal and something that won't kill my lungs. The obvious choice would be a bubbler. I'm leaning towards a side car because they are sickkk but my friends are trying to convince me to get a $10 chillum + screen. I'm torn, I want to be able to conceal it and have extra money but I also want to have healthy lungs(esp. with me smoking lotus and other legal herbs/blends) and a cool looking pipe. Reccomend me a pipe people! Basically, I need something to fit in my pocket. If there are any mini bongs or large chambered bubblers that can fit in my pocket out there please give me a link!