The Blazemaster

Hey,
Recently at a local headshop i discovered this awsome penis bong. It is big, shiny and purple. All my friends really dig it but its 40$. I'm not sure if I should get it or not. Any suggestions?





















For those of you who havent realized this is a joke lol

Darque Pervert

Yeah, well...

There's already a thread about the penis bong already titled "Would you smoke out of this" or something like that. When I locate it, these will be merged.
Please try to use the search function and locate an existing thread about something to which you can contribute when appropriate.

If this was supposed to be a joke, it didn't tickle my funny bone.
If these are your humorous stylings, I suggest avoiding a career in the comedic arts.



[EDIT]
I couldn't find the other thread. Maybe it got tanked I don't remember.

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29yeartoker

DP I remember that thread that you are referring to and it did get tanked and flushed.

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timiscute

I had this idea a while ago to take a mold of my penis and somehow make a bowl out of it to see who of my friends would smoke out of it. Haven't done it though. Yet!

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chadwick

thats just gross, if my friend did something like that i would crack him over the head with it.......

if your not a chick you should not be getting making or smoking a penis bong, if you are a chick never offer that bong to me, i will pass it on, that hurts to say i would pass up weed

jauburn

I am a male heterosexual and I would take that penis bong and see how far I could get its shaft down my throat without gagging. Then I would come up for air, stroke the bong's balls as I took the huge hit from that baby. I would let the smoke dribble off of my lips on the way out and rub it on my chest as well.

dirtbomb

I couldn't bring myself to hit that. My peanut spoon is already unnervingly phallic enough without upping the ante.

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toothfairy420

Thats hot...

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Hashishi

Yeah, violation of the image posting rules. ...I never thought of just talking about it, though.

On topic: laugh, you may; but been done, it has.

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The Blazemaster

To all of u that thought i was serious i gotcha. if u didnt read im just kidding. I dont put penis shaped objects in my mouth and i would never buy a penis bong. just my little joke...