Caveman Kush Marijuana Strain Review


The Scoop: This little known strain burst onto the scene in the Emerald Triangle in the late 2000s. Since her introduction to the NorCal weed scene, the aptly nicknamed “Caveman Kush” has been making the impact you’d expect from this genetic combination of Abusive OG and Pre 98 Bubba Kush. Caveman quickly gained popularity among growers for her quick vertical growth with heavy branching.

The Result: Smokers enjoy her most for her instantaneous and potent effects.

Type: Hybrid

Also Known As: Caveman Kush, Caveman

Genetics:  (Abusive OG x Pre 98 Bubba Kush)

How Stoned Will You Get: 9, tired and hungry

Average THC: 17-19 

Average Price Per ⅛: $40

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Strain Profile: Caveman is a hearty OG variety that embodies the top attributes of her parents. She is known to remove both your inhibitions and lower your motivation, a few tokes from this hardcore kush will leave you rummaging for snacks and ready for a nap.

Appearance: She has medium sized buds that are made up of large flared out alien calyxes packed tightly side to side. Every conical peak is covered in rows of long stemmed trichomes that highlight the magenta and purple veins decorating each bract’s golden underside. Caveman OG catches reflecting light only along the outside of her frame that gives an alluring depth to the shadows hugging the inside of each of the crevasses that make up her exterior. The darkness that surrounds each bud gives her a mystery that ensures that she will find her way back into your hands to continue to peel back each fleshy and aromatic layer for a closer look.

Consistency: For the best tasting bowl, Caveman OG buds should be carefully broken up outside of a grinder to help keep as many of the fragile trichome heads in tact.

Scent: There is a thick sweet air that hangs about each bud concealing the rank kush aroma inside. A small sample of Caveman OG can stink up a good sized area. This is not a good choice for a private smoker or someone in close quarters with uptight neighbors, her saturated forest aroma will leave the air around you thick with the musky presence of a neanderthal breathing down your neck.

Taste: Caveman OG shows versatility in taste by presenting the smoker with two congruent flavor palates that both well represents OG and Kush stereotypes. The flavor molds from a strong and sweet classic kush to a much more aggressive double shot pinesap espresso and will test even the most adventurous toker’s tongues. The dominating warmth that clouds the air around freshly cracked nugs also coats smoker’s mouths making users breath emanate of authentic chronic.

Effect: The effects of Caveman can be felt almost instantly with most users reporting effects after just 2 minutes. There is an overpowering physical euphoria that takes over your body, every inhale of this kush replaces your blood with lead, sinking you in your seat and and sinking your brow over your eyes. At full strength Caveman OG has a debilitating effect that disables most smokers inhibitions and thought processes, it is great for catching a full night of uninterrupted sleep for those who are stressed out with over active minds.

Growth and Seed Info: . Caveman OG has a large frame that brings together the sturdiness of Bubba Kush with the growth vigor of Abusive OG. She has large and blusterous leaves that are truly prehistoric in person known to reach over 12″ in diameter in ideal conditions. Her big beautiful leaves can cause problems for herself by blocking lower bud sites and drawing moisture into others, for this reason Caveman OG is best suited for an Indoor or greenhouse environment. Her calyxes continue to expand well into nine weeks of flower and can produce a moderate yield for an OG.

Strain Background: Caveman OG is a California strain bringing together the best traits of two renowned plants. You can find her prominently in and around northern California and as far north as the Canadian border. Little is known about this plant origin except it’s arrival on the scene in the late 2000’s early 2010. She was quickly proliferated in the emerald triangle and up the West coast where growers gave her a permanent spot in their gardens. Caveman OG is a fast growing  Bubba kush variety that packs a hashy and immediate punch making her an easy replacement for the lower-yielding and low-vigor pre 98 Bubba that is her mother.

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Pros: Good yield for an OG, Easy to grow

Cons: Can be susceptible to mold,

Original Breeder: Clone only

Current Breeder: Clone only

Known Phenotypes: One known phenotype

Seed Bank of Choice: Clone only

Flowering Time: 49-60 days

Growth Height: can exceed 7 feet

Expected Yield: Average (Moderate for an OG)

Garden Skill Level:  Novice

Breeder Quote/Advice: These ladies are hungry for their nutrients; feed them

Medical Uses: Sleep, Nausea, Pain

Verdict: Caveman OG is a serious smoke for those who need instant relief

Family: OG, Kush

Related Strains: Abusive OG , Pre 98 Bubba Kush

About Author

Born in Long Beach, raised on the central coast: I surf, dab, burn, and blog – though not necessarily in that order. I'm a husband, a father and a lifelong consumer of connoisseur grade weed. I don't drink alcohol or consume any other "drugs." I consider myself to be living proof that weed is not a gateway drug. If it were, I'd be in some serious trouble. Instead, as a 50-year-old ex-realtor that has been smoking weed for nearly 80% of my life (just did the math) ... I can only say, marijuana is safer than prescription pills or alcohol could ever hope to be for calming what stirs the savage beast.

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  1. I own: ABUSIVE OG, PRE 98 BUBBA KUSH & The only one phenotype, CAVEMAN! I’m bringing her to market and I’ll be stabilizing Caveman, with a “secret”, pure Afghan kush. Remember Caveman, is only one expressed phenotype (under the name Caveman and anything when dealing with Abusive og and Per98 Bubba Kush) and I will use her as a comparison model to chase against the Pre98 Bubba kush × secret Afghan kush, and eventual Abusive og cross, in hopes of stabilising a true breeding version of the clone only Caveman. I will cross the copy, true breeding version, to the one phenotype, clone only Caveman and keep her genes evolving. I believe big budda seeds, is trying to sell a female seed of his secret og (I believe its ABUSIVE) × Pre98 Bubba Kush under the names “The One & bubba og kush or og bubba kush,” (i believe its the former) but without having/owning a Caveman og kush. I believe they are selling a bunch of feminized seeds that are created the way the one phenotype only Caveman, was produced. I can produce this as well, (considering that I own the parents of Caveman) but I feel that I should put her in seed using her parents and grandparent. (Afghan kush to stable a pre98 Bubba kush to cross to Abusive og and after finding and stabilizing a Caveman copy, I’ll later cross a chosen male to my one phenotype only, Caveman!) I can cross Caveman, to the secret Afghan and breed towards Caveman, but against the Afghan kush as well. I just want to let it known, that she is my plant and I plan on having the public experience her, true relaxing effects, seductive taste (of which she fits ALL, written descriptions describing her taste, look, smell, effects, and all to the extreme letter, of descriptions!) and alluring fragrances. This is my plant and I have kept her off the streets/ very limited to many for years and shortly after her write up in chronic connoisseur. I keep her boutique, to the extreme ( i only use NAMED BY REGION BAT AND SEA BIRD GUANOS/boutique rare worm castings) and out there just enough, for anyone who’s heard of her/tried her, to varify that 9 &1/2 times out of 10, they got it from me or heard of her from me/someone who knows me.

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