The Scoop: The infamous and potent dankness that is Facewreck Haze is notorious for its diamond shaped flowers and encrusted trichomes; this rare breed is one hell of a psychedelic strain.
The Result: Facewreck Haze provides the lofty sensation of being an astronaut with her speedy and creative buzz — perfect for the daytime consumer. Not only does she keep you motivated and interested in otherwise mundane tasks, but she’s also an excellent mood enhancer.
Also Known As: Gucci OG
Genetics: Face-Off OG Kush x Neville’s Wreck
How Stoned Will You Get: 9
Average THC: 22%
Average Price Per ⅛: $40
Strain Profile/The Science: Created by crossing the super potent Face-Off OG Kush with Neville’s Wreck (Neville’s Haze & Trainwreck), Facewreck Haze blows the doors off the standard OG profile. Providing a whole new meaning to the term “face-off,” the combination of these two hard-hitting strains makes for one seriously mind-altering smoke.
Appearance: Facewreck Haze: Big, beautiful, and fluffy; the buds tend to curl into little fox-tails at the top of her flowers. Chartreuse in color with hints of baby blue and lavender, her colorfully potent flowers are littered with ruby red grapefruit pistils which are unusually long and abundant. Sticky, stoney, and a true show-stopper, her crystal content is abundant; like a morning frost covering the front lawn.
Consistency: Facewreck Haze will most definitely have your fingers sticking to each other in no time. As such, you’ll definitely want to whip-out that super sharp grinder to bust this girl open. Super greasy, Facewreck Haze leaves a trail of crystals in her wake.
Scent: Cracking open the jar, Facewreck Haze quickly fills the atmosphere with the familiar aroma of sandalwood and lime with just a hint of mature rosemary. Her potent scent soon turns sweet after you start breaking her open with hints of kiwi, melon, and a slight hint of lemon zest. After smoking, she leaves her skunky gasoline perfume in the room for all to enjoy.
Taste: Unique and citrusy, Facewreck Haze has a dominant haze flavor when inhaled, one that quickly turns sweet in your mouth. This strain’s complex undertones offers hints of frankincense, cat piss, gasoline, key limes, and an underlying skunky flavor while the exhale provides hints of wheat beer, bbq sauce, and grapefruit.
Effect: Facewreck Haze is what you might call a real ”creeper.” About 15 minutes after smoking this potent lady, she’ll quickly creep into your subconscious, sending you into in parallel universe devoid of stress, anxiety, or depression. Providing buoyancy to the day, Facewreck Haze will make your head feel like a balloon — a friendly space where your mind can wander freely.
Strain Background: Originally cultivated by Scott at Rare Dankness as means of taking the OG’s potency up a notch, Scott (and the Rare Dankness crew) also worked to increase the strains overall yield. Successful on both fronts, not only did it improve yield and potency, it also intensified the overall flavor profile.
Growth and Seed Info: Seed form only
Pros: Taste, buzz, smell, yield
Cons: Difficulty growing, potential for mold and powdery mildew
Original Breeder: Rare Dankness
Current Breeder: Rare Dankness
Known Phenotypes: Short and stocky
Seed Bank of Choice: Rare Dankness
Flowering Time: 70 days
Flowering Type: Produces well in a ScrOG environment
Growth Height: 4.5’-6.5’ ft.
Expected Yield: 1.5- 2.25lbs. per 1,000 watt light
Garden Skill Level: Advanced
Breeder Quote/Advice: SCROG, LST, and topping for maximum yield, soil grown for best flavor. Hold back on nutes as these Sativa ladies love to be teased!
Medical Uses: Pain, anxiety, lack of appetite, headache, PTSD, insomnia, depression, stomach cramps, ocular pain, and muscle spasms.
Verdict: Facewreck Haze not only packs some serious power but she is also in it for the long haul. This strain offers a lasting buzz and super flavorful buds that reek of hazy goodness. She is a keeper for any connoisseur who can find her.
Related Strains: OG kush, Grape Ape, Sage, White Widow, Haze # 5, NYCD