North Pole: Santa Claus Puts Medical Marijuana On “Nice” List

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Christmas is rapidly approaching, and there’s one thing Santa Claus wants you to know; He supports medical marijuana in the tiny community of North Pole, Alaska.

As recreational consumers queued up to purchase their first official sack of state-sanctioned pot in Valdez, a kindly old bearded gentleman in a big red suit has stepped up the defense of medical marijuana for those patients at the North Pole, according to Alaska’s NBC4i.

A deeply religious child advocate, monk, and one-time Director of America’s Terrorism Research Communication Center, Santa Claus (that’s his legal name) is also one of the millions of Americans fighting to overcome cancer.

With a firm belief that the North Pole’s Prop 7 should be at the top of his “Naughty” list, Santa has a timely and seasonal message for their Chamber of Commerce.

I think they are not in this particular instance embracing the spirit of love,” Santa surmised. “I think what they’re doing is engendering hate, which comes from fear.

Per online reports, the North Poll’s Proposition 7 hit the ballot after Councilwoman Holm cultivated and pushed a petition aimed at gathering the mandatory 75 signatures in the city of 2,138 people.

Facing a hectic schedule for the next couple of months, Santa may have a hard time germinating, cultivating, and curing his next crop of medical marijuana. Fortunately for the big guy in red, he can easily pack up his sleigh and head to Fairbanks and grab his meds.

Wishing you an early “Merry Christmas,” big fella.  I like your style.

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5 Comments

  1. I am SO proud of Santa Claus…I have been able to successfully control my Chronic Lymphomic Leukemia for over 4 years now by using Medicinal Cannibis concentrated oils, so, in essence, I have been conducting my own clinical trial! However, USA MUST review the federal ban so that this ultimately safe and effective alternative to poisonous chemos & radiation will become a thing of the past, for MOST anyway! By the DEA’s insistance that this is plant is ultimately more dangerous than cocaine shows a pure ignorance, and proves their association with Big Pharma. We need to be able to count on science to conduct the appropriate clinical trials so that not only cancer patients survive, but people suffering from diabetes, muscular dystrophy, muscular sclerosis, PTSD, anxiety, etc. can reap the many benefits of Medicinal Cannibis!! I’m fighting WITH YOU, Santa, and pray for your recovery…the world needs you in so many ways!!

  2. william freeman on

    to mr santa claus how are you two day at doing north pole are you making new toys four doing christmas night from billy freeman my new is doing 2798 holly wood rd in falls church va

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